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Rich Benner

@RichBennerSQL

SQL Server Performance Specialist

hey, @Microsoft. I raised a hardware warranty support case with you on the 8th of January and the email said to expect a next day reply. I chased it up on the 23rd of January and still haven't got a response. What gives?


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The GREATEST holiday gift that you LEAST expected... reddit.com/r/SQLServer/co… Happy holiday everyone!

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#virginmedia I’m getting used to your outages but my internet has been down for ages now. Come on, you know people are working from home now


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No economist will ever come up with a better description of why being poor is so expensive than Terry Pratchett. Such a great quote.

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I've currently got some consulting hours free if you need a SQL Server performance tuning expert. Please get in touch and we can have a chat about what your needs are.


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Anyone want a SQL Server speaker at a UG? @SQLintheWild is on European Timezone and is interested in presenting a remote session


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As most of you probably expected we've made the decision to move #SQLBits 2020. It will now be run from the 29th Sept - 3rd Oct. Check out sqlbits.com and sqlbits.com/information/faq


Dress has arrived for the @SQLBits party. Next is youtube makeup tutorials #GonnaLookFabulous


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I'm excited to host T-SQL Tuesday #123: Life hacks to make your day easier. #tsql2sday jesspomfret.com/t-sql-tuesday-…

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That's 100% happening, I'm going to look FABULOUS #SQLBits

Retweet for Rich to play our bearded lady!



Wow, cracking news this weekend. I've had two sessions chosen for #SQLBits 2020, "Making your Emergency Toolkit" and "Creating test data with SQL 2019 and Python". I will see you all there! Now to work out the fancy dress outfit...


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@RichBennerSQL talks from his own perf.tuning DBA experience about "Choose Your Own Adventure - Performance Edition" Checkout more information - sqlsaturday.com/927 via @SQLMaster @sqltomato


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[Blog] How to Make SELECT COUNT(*) Queries Crazy Fast brentozar.com/archive/2019/1…

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