MECHA MAN
@RobertRobbo3rd
An icebreaker? Alright, um... Im Mecha Man. A legacy that has been carried for generations. I was born without powers, but I didnt let that control my fate.
MECHA MAN SMASHES INTO PARODY. "Online and ready to roll. Lets get this program going. Robert out."
"... I shouldve known. Alright. Vodka, Sour Patch Kids, and cigs it is."
"I try- but im just a guy. A guy who is trying his best to get the team into a higher spot. And well yeah, sometimes im too hard on myself but I wonder how they would turn out with someone with more dispatching experience than I have." [Sips water] "Just thinking."
“ I think that’s overly sweet of you to say . “ Smiling softly now before bringing the glass against her lips . “ you are a role model for them as well , you know ? As much as they may pick on you sometimes I know they look up to you .”
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤。。
"On my way. Save me a bar stool."
“ … pff, if ya wanna deal with me off the clock, sure. i wouldn’t mind. “
"... Do you need a drinking buddy?"
“ it won’t kill me. i’ll just be very uncomfortably itchy and hot for a bit. “
"That... isnt a good idea- "
"I thought you were allergic to Alcohol..."
"NICE! Alright, theyll handle it from here. Head to base- that mission took the whole shift."
" FUCK-- WAIT-- " he's being flung all over the place. thankfully, he had juuust enough time to leap off. whew. " hooo-- shit. okay! tiger is hit! "
"In 3 seconds, animal control is gonna fire a tranq from the building to your right. Get ready jump off so that t doesnt hit you. 1.... 2.... 3...!"
" I WAS TRYIN' TO WEIGH EM' DOWN-- " doesn't seem like he's heavy enough to though, judging by all the woops and yells. " BUT M' A SMALL GUY, SO! "
"Youre... riding it?"
" have been in a rodeo. not on tiger-back, but we'll see if i can keep em doWWWN-- " he's on the tigers back. amazing. " YEEHAW-- "
"Yeah, on it." [Very fast and aggressive keyboard typing] "Their ETA is 3 minutes. Try to keep up with the cat until they arrive."
" cats down n' on the move. maybe send a call to animal control to get this thing tranq'd? i can hold em' in place, but i can't uh. knock it out without hurtin' em. "
"Yeah... I noticed when my phone made it into the trash can."
"Yeah... I get those a lot too. You have eyes on Cuddles?"
sounds of sniffing? " mostly. nosebleed, but i'll live. it takes a lot to put me outta action. "
"Hey, I think the truck stop- shit. You.... uh... you good?"
" and creamer! so much creEEE-- " CLANG. the sound of him colliding with the back of the truck as it stopped.
"Well theres a coffee for everyone- mostly. Keep trying new types."
" hff. soda, mostly. but coffee's been a new one for me. even more so since i started here. still figurin' out which kind i like. "
"Coffee or energy drinks?"
" woohoo! i can instead get hooked on somethin' else! snrk. caffeine. it's caffeine instead. " it sounds windy? and he's huffing into the mic? oh, he's running on all fours after the truck.
"On the brightside- you wont be an alcoholic."
" it's so ironic, too. i come from a long line of alcoholics. wasn't always allergic. after i altered my body, i clearly fucked up somewhere. "
"Seriously? Thats- a cruel fate."
"You and me both."
//hey! If anyone wants to write off the cuff feel free to @ me any time. Let me know if youre fine with me @-ing you too.
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