Jonah Miller
@RobotKnowledge
Your one and only source on how to survive a robot apocalypse.
Robots can usually sense the motion that you're moving in, so move in an unpredictable way (zig zagging)
If you're one of those people that live in a smart home, you guys should be EXTRA careful.
Oh remember to always have cash on hand because you never know when the ATM is gonna turn on you. #BANKOFFAILURE!
Glowing red eyes are a clear sign that the robot is possessed. #watchout
Try to make friends with people with a PhD in Robotics because they will help you survive. LOL
Just confirmed that attacking robots with your own body parts will do no harm to them...
I'm so hungry right now, but I need to save my food for emergencies :[
Some robot just tried to disguise itself as my mom, but I caught it before it did any damage, HA! #CantFoolMe
Try to get a hold of a water filter because you're going to be needing it in a few days.
If you need weapons, The Home Depot on Figueroa is having a free looting event. #GotAllMyWeaponsReady
Cherish every moment from now until this uprising is over. Don't leave the ones who were truly there for you for someone you just met.
For you teenagers out there, I never thought I'd be saying this, but you should all be careful of what you do with your technology now.
One of the iO7's just killed one of my closest friends. #todayissodepressing
One time I was being chased by a robot and I tried to trip it, hoping that it would fall. It didn't. I broke my foot.
The sun is almost setting. For you travelers, better start your trip now before the sun rises again. #Goodluck
Notice: The Walmart on Barranca in Irvine, CA is giving away free food and supplies from 1pm-4pm tomorrow. #FreeHelp
A horde of possessed robots have invaded New York's Times Square. #AvoidGoingThere
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