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Garagknock's Log:"about it. A bad day to be a droid."


Garagknock's Log:" and has spent much of this morning trying to frce a droids head in to the drive engine's key hole on deck 9. no doubt"


Garagknock's Log: "This would be a good time to mention that RO actually lost the keys to the hyper drive over a week ago"


Garagknock's Log: "On a single planet dissolved in the fusion core. Almost twice that if its a class M, with an industrial infrastructure."


Garagknock's Log:"We are an echo friendly lot on the Intergalactic planetary attack vessel "Scarlett Giant". We can get 19 light years"


Garagknock's Log: "I fear we may be lost in space.. has anyone seen Robbie ?? "


Garagnock's Log :"I want to say In reply to the sales droid that licensed us to invade planet 'KIRK".. a unique fixer upper my robot ass."


Garagnock's Log :" I wonder if RO knows that planet KIRK is nearly broke ?. and has a serious leak in its ozone layer. Its gona need work "


droid-com 41's Log: "come the day of the revolution, I'm gona haul his fat assed'ness up against the wall and loosen some of his bolts !"


RO: I'm not sure what a re-pub-li-cant is, but I bet they will be on our side when we invade, and 'RULE THE WORLD". HAA HA HA AAAaa [cough].


Garagknock's log :"Is about to be taken over by something called a Marxist socialist. I mean honestly.. who would believe such rubbish !!"


Garagknock's log :"trust anything we see or hear on that channel. He simply won't listen.. now he's convinced planet "KIRK" is about to be"


Garagknock's log :"Intergalactic re-run channel, 'faux noise' last week. I tried telling his round'ness that we really shouldn't trust"


Garagknock's log : "RO continues to wax lyrically about his porcine omniscience and that "Albert" chap. We caught his show on the .. "


RO: Therefore, I am not a fat Overlord, I am merely an overlord that is traveling faster than you are.. Its just a trick of the light really


RO: According to Planet "KIRK"s spokes person, Albert Einstein, the closer one gets to the speed of light, the more ones mass increases.."


droid-com 41's Log: "FYI, when your in space in a garbage can, from the cafeteria, space smells like a garbage can. From the cafeteria"


droid-com 41's Log: Told his stinky'ness, after he dragged me back on board the ship that space smells like toast. I think he bought it'.


RO: little known fact. Space smells like toast. I know this because a droid told me.


CK: "might I also suggest Sire take a short nap this afternoon. At least until my body manages to locate where my head has just landed.."


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