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The standing ovation was always a terribly dumb idea that really only would ever work in a Disney movie. The man is a professional yet you all stood up and applauded him because he is playing like shit and he just needed a “lil encouragement”
Xander Bogaerts since the “standing ovation” today👏 Error that allowed 2 runs to score 0/4 3 strike outs Batting Average dropped below .200 OPS dropped to .517 THE X MAN IS BACK?
This mfer about to go 6 and 2/3 with 5 hits, 1 run and the Padres lose 2-1
Yoshinobu Yamamoto throws 5 shutout innings & the 1-2-3 of Betts/Ohtani/Freeman go 7 for 14 as the Los Angeles Dodgers lose 6-5 to the St. Louis Cardinals in extra innings
No he was fucking not
just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life
Sir, you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
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Michael Brantley played 15 MLB seasons. He struck out looking just 210 times. 62 of those times came on pitches that were out of the zone. One of the most elite eyes this game has ever seen.
I’m just going to put this out there. Everyone is complaining that SDSU should be ranked but it would be classic Aztecs to then proceed to lose at home to D2 PLNU at home tonight and crater their NET rankings for the season.
The Dodgers won 100 games in 2023. The Dodgers won 111 games in 2022. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2021. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2019. In 3 of the last 4 full seasons of play, the Dodgers have had 100+ wins & yet have been knocked out in the NLDS. That is unacceptable.
The Padres fell to 7-23 in 1-run games following Monday's loss to the Giants. The Padres are on pace for the 2nd-worst record in 1-run games since 1900. However, San Diego's overall run differential of +90 this season would be the 2nd-best in team history (+114 in 1998).
If the Padres comeback and win this game we’ll give someone that RTs this post tickets to Devine Deck tomorrow night
Today is the first time I’ve ever heard the @GetSpectrum Spectrum One ad during the Padres game. That may be the single most annoying ad I’ve ever heard and makes me want to kms… Go Padres
I can’t think of a fanbase I respect less than the Dodgers. Very, very disgusting people
Trevor Bauer’s final line in his 2nd career NPB start 6.0 IP, 11 H, 7 R, 6 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 103 PI Coughed up 3 home runs
For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.
Melvin Gordon really was the kid in the group project who slapped his name on the final assignment.. but he got a Super Bowl ring out of it. boltbeat.com/posts/melvin-g…
Instafan. If you are going to greet Padres Juan Soto on the street, best not wear a Dodgers hat. He might just toss it aside and give you the Padres hat off his head. #PadresCommunityTour
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