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Me: My neck is a little stiff Web MD: You're in rigor mortis


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This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.


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Bad Bunny absolutely fucking crushed that.


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[snowed in] “I’m going to catch up on household chores” *eats mac ‘n cheese until I black out*


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Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse


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pets are such life savers. sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone


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Me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like


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Me every morning for at least 15 mins:

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missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life


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Confirming. This is true

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punching someone at the bar tonight then telling them "now is the time for peace"


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Having a parent who still looks out for you as an adult is what I consider a blessing.


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Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head


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not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference


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Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that


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The blood of Christ is about to be a Goose Island IPA


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