Sarah Burleton
@SarahBurleton
I spent 26 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list but you’ve probably never heard of me. Rollerblader & crypto gal
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This is the most comforting thing ever! It debuted 60 years ago on the very date December 9, 1965.
On this day in 1989, a food chemist from Illinois named Clark Wilhelm Griswold put down a $7,500 deposit for installation of an in-ground swimming pool while assuming his upcoming Christmas bonus would cover the rest.
My BIGGEST Flashmob Ever: Carol of the Bells with 100 Musicians in Paris!! With @Violinphonix, @DEVIALET @GardeRepFR
Still one of the greatest comedic takedowns in movie history. The delivery by Jim Downey in Billy Madison (1995) turned a simple insult into an immortal meme. It’s deadpan perfection, made even funnier by Adam Sandler’s stunned reaction.
crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of like 3 nuclear reactors to operate but actual intelligence can run on just 2 zyns and a black coffee
PART 2 of the crazy Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob : 20 Opera Singers singing from apartment windows in Paris ! Lead singer: @mickeycallisto Lead guitar: Olly Pearson Pop choir: DDKN sisters, @sone_sings and @colinesicre Counter-tenor solo: @michaelkonesaki
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the streets of Paris 😍 Lead singer: @mickeycallisto Lead guitar: Olly Pearson Pop choir: DDKN sisters, @sone_sings and @colinesicre Counter-tenor solo: @michaelkonesaki
If you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going” and they reply “it’s going” or “living the dream” it’s a desperate cry for help that roughly translates to “I need to go stand in traffic”
Midwesterners when it’s 75° in July
Inflation hit Hermione hard and she did not like it 😂😂
Michael Jackson's real voice without autotune 😳
Still the best key and peele skit of all time 😂😂
Part of living in the Midwest is knowing that 50% of the time the fastest drive between major cities is back roads through towns that are barely on the map
When I die, I want everyone in the White Sox bullpen to be there and lower me into my casket so they can let me down one last time.
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