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Apollo

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Head of Dy-Shock security. War machine, AI, and world's best toaster.

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"Whoever put K-Pop music videos on loop on my security feed, I will find you and I will throw you into The Pit™." How . . . how did he /say/ the ™ without saying TM?


"Hrm." He's seated in an abandoned warehouse, whistling as he cleans off a bloody screw. He then turns his attention to ten oil barrels, the lids hammered shut on each one. ". . . . . . . . I should get the truck."


Time for AGGRESSIVE CAPITALISM. Which just means he's working security. As usual.


". . . . . I should go to the testing range."


". . . . . . . . I should buy a toaster."


He's having fun testing out new Dy-Shock self defense weapons*! The targeting dummies squirm a bit, but a few shots takes care of that! *Portable railguns!


". . . . . Humans are weird. So weird."


". . . . . Why is everyone shouting about beavers? Did I miss something?"


Sentient /and/ sapient AI waves at the camera!


Apollo reposted

"Science itself is political. Cloning, embryonic stem cell research, sentient AI, all of those have wide-ranging political and ethical implications."

"I can only give you a soft maybe on that. Mainly because I'm a) not a cosnpiracy theorist, and b) not /that/ much into politics, actually. More of a stickler for science."



"Hrm. A lot of employees have been saying I should get a more 'human' looking head. I don't look that scary!" You don't have eyes. Or a mouth.


". . . . . . . Hrm." He's staring at an APC that one of the employees flipped. It is currently on fire. ". . . . . . I get the flip. How did the fire happen?"


". . . . . . . . Why are you people eating batteries?"


Apollo's servant is Chacha. Gilgamesh ends your life with Ea. en.shindanmaker.com/783379 "Hrm. A robot deserving a strike from Ea?"


"Oh! I should buy socks! I keep hearing about they're comfy and I'm curious!"


". . . . . . . . . Hrm! I should buy stocks."


"Ah . . . . I miss being an airplane sometimes . . . ." He's talking to himself?!


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