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Jack Selinger

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Hopkins 🚀 ASU I like to bike

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my whole concept of history has been shattered ever since i saw someone say “Rosa Parks died in 2005, meaning she could’ve watched Shrek”


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Y’all ever get that super salad from olive Garden 😗


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My mans House would pop 6 Vicodin on Thursday and have that cure by Saturday morning.

Who would cure COVID-19 first? Meredith Grey or Dr House

BruceWilliams__'s tweet image. Who would cure COVID-19 first?

Meredith Grey or Dr House
BruceWilliams__'s tweet image. Who would cure COVID-19 first?

Meredith Grey or Dr House


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this is fucking bullshit

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

layloserr's tweet image. BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.


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bae: come over me: can’t, in self isolation bae: my parents aren’t home me:

sleepytimebun's tweet image. bae: come over
me: can’t, in self isolation
bae: my parents aren’t home
me:

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Update: Not all sports are cancelled


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This virus is on the campaign trail of a lifetime. Lowering airline and gas prices?Giving people paid leave from work? Making college campuses revert to online classes for a month? Corona is tryna secure your vote.

Gas prices will likely fall below $2 per gallon in coming weeks as coronavirus oil price war continues kron4.com/news/national/…

kron4news's tweet image. Gas prices will likely fall below $2 per gallon in coming weeks as coronavirus oil price war continues kron4.com/news/national/…


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professors holding classes online

ogcogie's tweet image. professors holding classes online

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Us: 2020 is gonna be our year *3 months later*


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spongebob NEVER made a bad track. Gary come home?? BANGER. Best day ever?? SLAPS. Sweet victory??? Emotionally and sonically RICH. Don’t even get me STARTED on This Grill is Not a Home


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Meet Captain. This is the first time he’s seen snow. One thing he learned: white snow tastes better than yellow snow.


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im never talking to a m*n again


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thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a C

cake_hoarder's tweet image. thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a C

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Why’s he in the bed like he gave birth

Congrats, @TheRock ❤️🙏🏽

ComplexPop's tweet image. Congrats, @TheRock ❤️🙏🏽


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what kind of asshole owns a mountain

Kanye standing on a mountain he owns. While looking at the 6,713 acres he owns. This is the hardest flex of the year.

InPlays's tweet image. Kanye standing on a mountain he owns.

While looking at the 6,713 acres he owns. 

This is the hardest flex of the year.


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EMMA WATSON WAS ACTUALLY WRITING DURING THE SCENES WHERE SHE HAD TO USE A QUILL AND ITS THE CUTEST THING

carterhambley's tweet image. EMMA WATSON WAS ACTUALLY WRITING DURING THE SCENES WHERE SHE HAD TO USE A QUILL AND ITS THE CUTEST THING
carterhambley's tweet image. EMMA WATSON WAS ACTUALLY WRITING DURING THE SCENES WHERE SHE HAD TO USE A QUILL AND ITS THE CUTEST THING

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