Sentient Hair on Your Screen
@SentientHair401
A sentient, atheistic, hair that tweets, fan of free speech, and liberalism. FACT:Somewhere,somehow, I made someone think a hair was on their screen😂
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James Corden is leaving ‘The Late Late Show’ in 2023. (Source: Deadline)
It’s 4/20 so let me run this back. America is still jailing people for cannabis use, it’s immoral, wrong, and dumb. We need to end cannabis prohibition in this country and right the wrongs. I’m running for the U.S. Senate with justice and equity on my agenda. #MoreOfUs
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🔥🔥NEW VIDEO🔥🔥 after a long break for lent i have come back to do drugs and talk about committing beastiality watch the full vid here: ▶️ youtu.be/4s_rk9M9z8s
Nonsense @sullydish. Our booker handled this last minute ask impeccably. Mr Sullivan was told, texted and emailed a detailed account of who was on the program, the content and intent of the discussion. mediaite.com/tv/andrew-sull…
Trans rights are human rights.
⚡️Bloomberg temporarily halts the work of its journalists inside Russia after Putin signs legislation criminalizing independent reporting in the country.
Yeah, only listen to our trustworthy media, er, I mean, our stalwart politicians? Um. Maybe, uh, honest businesspeople? Reputable companies? Or priests? I mean, uh, we can trust the, um . . . uh . . . perhaps . . . . uh.
You can condemn Putin's invasion AND condemn the U.S. arming of Neo Nazis in Ukraine. You should try it.
"You have a communism with fascism inside of it: Communo-Fascism. So what is the dialectical opposite of Communo-Fascism? It's a fascism with communism inside of it: Fash-o-Communism." - James Lindsay, Dialectic Understander
Got some bad news, Jimbo.
If they can spy on a sitting United States President, they can spy on anyone.
Nick Adams saw black people on his TV then had a racist meltdown
Coinbase spending $16,000,000 on a Superbowl ad to direct people to their website and $0 to make sure that website doesn't crash 10 seconds after the ad starts is so very internet.
the funniest prank to play on millennials is to tell them "the amanda show wasn't funny," which will immediately cause them to become angry and recite the least funny material ever written
[sees woman] you made it political
![lackingsaint's tweet image. [sees woman] you made it political](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLc4XsRWQAMQkBd.jpg)
I am in Ukraine right now figuring it out. Stand by.
My new ad, ‘Scars and Bars.’ Here in Louisiana and all around the South, it feels like Jim Crow never left and the remnants of the Confederacy remain. I do believe the South will rise again, but this time, it’ll be on our terms. Join us at ChambersforLouisiana.com
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