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imagine trying your best to outdo our 12 signature flavors with 26 pathetic sauces and seasonings 🥴 quality > quantity
saucy, hand-breaded chicken sandwich in any of our 26 sauces and seasonings game over
Sandwich is more dry than them biscuits 🥴
We’re kinda like a fancy German beers country cousin
If this tweet gets 42069 likes we will change the horse on the can to a donkey
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We aint getting no younger. All my moves gotta make sense!
Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
They’ll never meet another person that’s good as you.
ATMs had massive queues because people are trying to cash out USD since the first few hours. On the second day we got telegram bots that send alerts when there is USD cash in an ATM somewhere. Queues occur even at 3 am (second pic, taken few days ago. Lines are way bigger now).
Pussy tighter than two best friends……That shit still stuck in my head 😩🤪
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