Shitty Coder
@ShittyCoder
Making fun of bad programmers...cuz it takes the edge off when you're refactoring their shitty code! All the while being mindful that we are all bad programmers
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If you buy dedicated domains just for website testing (instead of using a subdomain), you're probably a #ShittyCoder.
Survey is show 90% of devops are spend first year of all new job by rewrite 90% of code of predecessor.
Tip for you Shitty Coders out there: It's unnecessary to manually call Dispose() inside a using statement. #ShittyCoder
In devops we are always have quiet celebration when server is come back up after reboot.
If your Dev environment is also your Production environment, you're a #ShittyCoder. #ChickenBeforeTheEgg
An ASP.NET developer who doesn't know when to use an HTTP Handler instead of an ASPX page is probably a #ShittyCoder
In devops we are have few of aha moment but lot of WTF moment.
In devops we are always get shit done. Only problem is most of it is shit.
Very excite of work at startup with big idea for monetize HTTP.
Spare your coworkers from your #shittycode. Don't copy and paste it. #programming101
If you've ever written your own logging framework, chances are, you're a #ShittyCoder
If you write all your apps in #Silverlight when it's completely unnecessary, you're a #ShittyCoder
You know you are a @ShittyCoder when you can't move DB servers cuz you don't have all the source code for your application...
Putting your Dev, Test, and Production databases on the same server makes you a #ShittyCoder
Forget to check-in weeks worth of code before leaving your job? That makes you a #ShitHead and a #ShittyCoder
Don't shit on your code because it will turn around and #ShitOnYourFace
Do your apps take down the servers in your data center twice a month? Yup, you're a #ShittyCoder
You know you're a #ShittyCoder if you got a @WindowsPhone on the first day they came out
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