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30-something father of adorable girls. Gets distracted by sports.

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Super Bowl appearances this century Patriots: 10 Rest of AFC East: 0


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Brady in 10 Super Bowls: 21 Touchdowns 6 Interceptions Mahomes in 5 Super Bowls: 7 Touchdowns 7 Interceptions

wrldoftatum's tweet image. Brady in 10 Super Bowls: 
21 Touchdowns 
6 Interceptions

Mahomes in 5 Super Bowls:
7 Touchdowns
7 Interceptions
wrldoftatum's tweet image. Brady in 10 Super Bowls: 
21 Touchdowns 
6 Interceptions

Mahomes in 5 Super Bowls:
7 Touchdowns
7 Interceptions

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I can’t watch soccer because the players dive and flop all the time. 🤣🤣🤣 #NFL


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Every hit in this 5 minute montage led to 0 yards in penalties


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‼️🏈😂This Rams team is the best white offense ever! Nicua, kupp, higbee, Stafford all make my all white boy team! Fact @Darnell_Smith95 @_willcompton



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No one had more aura than Vince Wilfork

SavageSports_'s tweet image. No one had more aura than Vince Wilfork

Can u be fat and still have aura?



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Edgerrin Cooper run defense from W17 might be ILB tape of the year


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This is a terrible platform to try and articulate this thought, but let's give it a whirl... Football seems to be unusually attached to this idea that defenders being put in a no-win situation absolves them of foul play. I don't watch enough basketball to be able to say if that


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Bill Burr hosts SNL this weekend


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The most honest ad in political history 👇


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This is probably the millionth “Exposing @NFL_DovKleiman” thread ever made (for good reason), but as a reminder, here’s a rerun of what makes him so shitty.

GraphicsByAlx's tweet image. This is probably the millionth “Exposing @NFL_DovKleiman” thread ever made (for good reason), but as a reminder, here’s a rerun of what makes him so shitty.
GraphicsByAlx's tweet image. This is probably the millionth “Exposing @NFL_DovKleiman” thread ever made (for good reason), but as a reminder, here’s a rerun of what makes him so shitty.

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Further investigation revealed no breach. Instead, the fanatics contract naturally fell apart after two washes.

Fanatics filed a lawsuit today in NY Supreme Court against rookie WR Marvin Harrison Jr. for breach of contract. Harrison’s team says it has no contract while the lawsuit states the two sides have a signed an autograph agreement dating back to last May worth more than $1 million.

AdamSchefter's tweet image. Fanatics filed a lawsuit today in NY Supreme Court against rookie WR Marvin Harrison Jr. for breach of contract. Harrison’s team says it has no contract while the lawsuit states the two sides have a signed an autograph agreement dating back to last May worth more than $1 million.


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Justin Herbert: “What’s the play call coach?” Jim Harbaugh:


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Meanwhile, Caleb on 3rd and 9:

.@FlemFile on what a former NFL scout told him about Caleb Williams: "Raw emotion is great, but Caleb's thing? That was ridiculous to me. That threw up major red flags. ... I will tell you, he scares the sh*t out of a lot of NFL teams too. The book on him is he's just kind of a



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Live footage of Lance Stroll driving his road car:


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Caitlin Clark is great. Kamilla Cardoso is great. Iowa is great. South Carolina is great. Bluder and Dawn are great. This title game is great. Paige is great. Aziaha James is great. JuJu is great. ESPN's studio show is great. This tournament is great. Can we all stop hating on


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time to face reality teams in Texas: Cowboys v Texans (since 2010) winning seasons: 8 - Texans 7 - Cowboys trips to playoffs: 7 - Texans 6 - Cowboys playoff wins: 5 - Texans 3 - Cowboys


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FF leagues should go back to the Week 16 final schedule to counteract this. We shouldn’t be creating more competition between family/loved ones and football. If you’re a commissioner, put this up for an offseason vote. If you’re a player, ask your commish to put it up for a vote

Starting Christmas Day, we’ll have this weeklong football stretch: December 25th: NFL game December 26th: NFL game December 28th: NFL games December 29th: NFL games December 30th: NFL game December 31st: College Football Quarterfinals January 1st: College Football Quarterfinals



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To recap the last week in sports: • NBA integrates live betting odds into its broadcast • Shohei Ohtani accuses interpreter of stealing/betting $4.5 million on sports • Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff says his family has been threatened by sports bettors • Tyrese Haliburton


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Rodney Harrison and Devin McCourty talking about how shitty the Patriots dynasty documentary was.


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