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I was talking to my Spanish coworker about “Transformers” for a full three minutes before I realized he meant transgender 😂😂😂


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if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie


French food blows , that’s it that’s the tweet


🌊🌊🌊@J_reyy yo happy bday (yesterday lol) homie !! 🌊🌊🌊 brews soon ???????🌊🌊🌊


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WILD RANDOM AND A THROWAWAY LINE BUT SHIT KILLS ME EVERY TIME😭😭😭

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Fr tho how bad do you think Lin Manuel Miranda got bullied in high school


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GOOD MORNING TO KNICK FANS ONLY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


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Me at the bar trying to pick up girls when the pandemic is over

Evan Fournier’s Boston debut was not great 33 mins 0-10 FG 0-5 3P 0 points 0 assists

kirkgoldsberry's tweet image. Evan Fournier’s Boston debut was not great 

33 mins
0-10 FG
0-5 3P
0 points
0 assists


I can dj for a 50% Spanish 50% white construction site with no complaints, what have you done with your life you piece of shit ?? 😂😂


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Fifteen minutes before I have to go into Family Court...

mikerainey82's tweet image. Fifteen minutes before I have to go into Family Court...

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Real men bottle up all they trauma and die of heart failure at 46


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I wish the govt would issue everyone cammo, i dont wanna be wearin Nordstrom when the world ends.


They really got Killa Cams voice telling you to wear a mask on the subway announcements 😂


Bro you were in the slow reading classes in high school I do not want to hear your thoughts on the stock market 😂


Tom Brady on his way to celebrate with his son


They’re opening a dungeons and dragons themed bar in Nyack , and just so we’re clear yes I said dungeons and dragons themed bar


Damn yo it hurts when you realize you and Trump have the same dance moves 😂🌊


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the kidz bop writers spending this weekend reworking all the lyrics to “wap”

wigwagmag's tweet image. the kidz bop writers spending this weekend reworking all the lyrics to “wap”
wigwagmag's tweet image. the kidz bop writers spending this weekend reworking all the lyrics to “wap”
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wigwagmag's tweet image. the kidz bop writers spending this weekend reworking all the lyrics to “wap”

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