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You know what actually democratized Programming? Excel.


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My mom has a little notebook where she writes down every movie she watches and a few of her thoughts about it. I told her about Letterboxd & she said "does everyone need an audience for their hobbies now?"


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A backup isn't a backup until you have successfully restored from it. Until then, it is just a very expensive file upload called 'Schrödinger's Data'.


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A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again. The professor was delighted. But when, a minute later, the plumber handed him the bill, he was


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Just saw this verse "Whewwh😁😭" Do not set foot in your neighbor's house too often. Otherwise, he will see too much of you and hate you. -- Proverbs 25:17


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Apocalypto (2006) ends with Jaguar Paw surviving the hunt… only for Spanish ships to appear on the horizon. Not a victory, not relief…just history arriving. One of the coldest final images in modern cinema.

Which movie ending stayed in your head for days?



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Did you know I was in med school at one time. I was doing well. One afternoon at a grocery store, my desire to become a doctor changed. I noticed a little girl pointing to an apple and gesturing to her mother. Her mother dismissively nodded and kept going. The girl shook her


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I don’t know - maybe I’m old school, but this thing of constantly wanting to reinvent, or be unconventional at work is getting tired. It’s a job. I’m not there to be cool or edgy. Pay me my money and find your attachment, attached.

Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.



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There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White’s wife realizes he’s made $7.5 million and says: “There’s no way we can wash this money through a car wash. No car wash in the world makes that kind of money in a year.” That line hit me. Because it exposes a truth most people


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Every African should grow up reading stories set in their own landscape. Not Narnia or Hogwarts. The forests of Ọṣogbo. The markets of Kumasi. The shores of Zanzibar. Our imagination deserves our own geography.


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The thing I didn't really think about until I entered industry is how often the transport loads of a structure is actually more severe than the actual use case A very basic example: A fridge All it does is stand in one spot But engineers have to structurally analyze all of


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My brother is a scientist & regularly publishes papers. He has a nemesis on the other side of the world who doggedly publishes objections to his analyses. Few of us get to achieve this kind of professional beef in the 21st century & I find this enviable


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I still remember that man. He came in after a snakebite and from the look of him, his body was already losing it. We did everything we could as well as put out endless phone calls.Not a single vial of antivenom in the Teaching Hospital or any nearby pharmacy shops. The Knowledge


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401 = Who you be? 403 = I sabi you chief but you no go fit run that level. 429 = Baba mi camdan small. You Dey rush me. 500 = Boss, Wahala don Dey o.


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Hey, I’m Miji and I make music like this. Please help repost if you love.


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Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.


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Look At God! Thank you everyone. Truly, we SHIFT THE CULTURE ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Turn the volume all the way UP! 🎶 Huge congrats to @GaiseBaba & @LawrenceOyor! "No Turning Back II" is officially the #1 most-watched music video in Nigeria for 2025! 🇳🇬 🎧 #YouTubeNGTopLists #YouTubeRecap2025

googleafrica's tweet image. Turn the volume all the way UP! 🎶 Huge congrats to @GaiseBaba & @LawrenceOyor! "No Turning Back II" is officially the #1 most-watched music video in Nigeria for 2025!  🇳🇬 🎧 
#YouTubeNGTopLists #YouTubeRecap2025
googleafrica's tweet image. Turn the volume all the way UP! 🎶 Huge congrats to @GaiseBaba & @LawrenceOyor! "No Turning Back II" is officially the #1 most-watched music video in Nigeria for 2025!  🇳🇬 🎧 
#YouTubeNGTopLists #YouTubeRecap2025


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I currently build software for churches and (you’re not gonna believe this) car washes. The car wash landscape is so destitute for good software that we’re automatically one of the best companies. It’s great.

Devs need to get outside of the tech bubble and go solve real problems for non-tech people. We are an overserved market. Go ask your brother-in-law how his software is at his non-tech job and watch the wheels start turning.



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We've built ähnlich! A fast lightweight no-BS similarity search engine. Docs are live at ahnlich.dev and we currently support Python, Rust and Go libraries More than open to your contributions and usecases that I haven't considered at github.com/deven96/ahnlich


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