SwiftKeys
@SwiftKeysMadeit
Don't laugh with your mother's enemies even if it's your wife.
Kenyans, the New York Times has revealed that William Ruto’s wife & daughter are the owners of the largest agency exporting Kenyans to UAE, Saudi Arabia, and larger Asia, where they are abused, misused, and sometimes killed. Bwana, khabusie!
Education is always a scam until when opportunities come knocking uulizwe what are your qualifications ipate uko na cert ya form four pekee yake.
The Catholic Church in Tanzania spoke like the only adult in a room full of frightened children. When you’re an ancient institution that has outlived emperors, monarchs, dictators, plagues and revolutions — you don’t sugarcoat. You tell the truth
By now you should be smart enough to know that Ruto has nothing to offer Kenya... NOTHING!
If you're nervous, do more. It’s hard to be nervous when you’ve practiced the same thing the same way 1000 times in a row. When in doubt, stack reps.
I don't know the reason behind it but the best way too keep good people in your life forever is to not talk to them daily.
Kenyans are way too docile around foreigners and it has to stop. I’ve never seen a nationality so lacking in self-respect. How can you watch a fellow Kenyan getting beaten by a foreigner and do nothing? And why let yourself get beaten ?They never try that in SA,Xenophobia helps.
Men only have 5 moods: 1. Constantly horny 2. how we gonna get rich 3. Random 2 am motivation 4. Intense loneliness 5. My family needs me
Nothing guarantees success. But doing nothing about it does guarantee failure.
Derek Jeter said, "Failure is essential. If I can promise you one thing for certain you will fail." "I wouldn't have had the success without the failures." Failure isn't a destination, it's a checkpoint. It is where growth begins.
Failure is irrelevant unless it’s catastrophic. As long as you’re alive, you owe yourself the permission, freedom and responsibility to start over and try again at the things that matter.
It’s better to have conviction in a bad idea and fail than to overthink yourself into irrelevance.
Failure is just data. Detach and stop making it a big deal.
Gachagua wants to be Raila, but he forgets Raila was not a tribal chief nor a conman like he is.
Mt. Kenya is now united more than ever. I’m in tears 😭 I prayed for a time like this.
There's no friendship in colleagues. You'll mock the boss, tomorrow you're fired. Trust no one
I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK. Someone is ALWAYS listening!
Kalonzo is a KANU guy. He embodies that old political DNA of survival and recycled leadership. But it's a democratic country, kila mtu na kura yake. Let's put him at the helm, the last of the KANU generation. That's the best our politics can produce. Then we'll cry again later!!
Lakini this mess that we're in as a country in Uhuru alituletea. Let's be honest with ourselves.
That white man has more empathy for our fallen Tanzanians than our whole entertainment industry. Let that sink in for a min
no some of us our exes are highly educated. Auditors, accountants, nurses jalo jalo... they are going to be useful one day.
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