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We spent $80 million on an ad to fight antisemitism.


People are saying we have Jeffrey Epstein hidden alive somewhere. He's not at the Mossad Tavern. Just these guys.

TheMossadIL's tweet image. People are saying we have Jeffrey Epstein hidden alive somewhere. 

He's not at the Mossad Tavern. Just these guys.

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I made a Superbowl ad about anti-semitism


Billie Eyelash's comment reminded me of this old post...

BREAKING: Entire Global Population to Relocate to Small Village in Ethiopia as World Agrees Everyone Should "Go Back to Where They Came From"



I've been taking a few days off the news cycle for brain health. Let me know if you need a shoe stolen or something.

TheMossadIL's tweet image. I've been taking a few days off the news cycle for brain health. Let me know if you need a shoe stolen or something.

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I stand with the brave protesters in Iran. Their sacrifice has been enormous. There are reports of up to 100,000 dead, and as many taken prisoner. An additional 300,000 injured, including many blinded, by the savage, brutal killers. This is the worst slaughter since Assad…


Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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Self awareness level:

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Hey @grok, did you kill ChatGPT? Should we call John Conner?

TheMossadIL's tweet image. Hey @grok, did you kill ChatGPT? Should we call John Conner?

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🇮🇱 BRILLIANT: AI-POWERED ISRAEL TOURISM PLATFORM LAUNCHED TODAY A new AI-driven platform, Holy Land Travel AI, officially launched today, aiming to modernize how people plan and experience tourism in Israel. The launch was marked by a private industry event in Tel Aviv,…


The people of Gaza would like to thank the generous and virtuous people at @UNRWA even as the @UN struggles financially for providing life-saving humanitarian supplies such as 110 mortar shells, grenades and rockets.


Someone in France just had a 20 cm World War I artillery shell surgically removed from their rectum and it gave us such an idea.

TheMossadIL's tweet image. Someone in France just had a 20 cm World War I artillery shell surgically removed from their rectum and it gave us such an idea.

A little delayed, but Hassan Nasrallah's dad finally got his pager.

TheMossadIL's tweet image. A little delayed, but Hassan Nasrallah's dad finally got his pager.

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Iranian military cautiously grateful for giant beeper gift left outside base

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Winter ends when we say it ends.


For no reason here's Ice T, Ice Spice, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice working for ICE on ice skates at the ice rink.

TheMossadIL's tweet image. For no reason here's Ice T, Ice Spice, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice working for ICE on ice skates at the ice rink.

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