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@TechEmiiily

Security Engineer | @0xtavian 💍 | @Defcon Speaker Operations Goon | Dallas Hacker | She/These Hands 🥊 🌈

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Going to brag on myself for a moment: as a self taught sys admin I successfully completed my first physical security assessment. I was able to social engineer privileged access to the targets building. If you would have told me this a year ago I wouldn’t have believed you.


No more agentic AI, time to sell all your GPU’s and change your strategy to all VPN. It is the only way to stay secure.

I’ve already dropped the MFA table out of prod We’re going all in on VPN



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Ummm... $NVDA is currently trading at 27.6x sales, which means the "market" expects $NVDA to pay it, as a dividend, 100% of its sales, every yr, for the next 27.6yrs. I'll remind you of this quote from Sun Microsystems' CEO when the dot.com bubble burst in 2002.

GordonJohnson19's tweet image. Ummm... $NVDA is currently trading at 27.6x sales, which means the "market" expects $NVDA to pay it, as a dividend, 100% of its sales, every yr, for the next 27.6yrs. I'll remind you of this quote from Sun Microsystems' CEO when the dot.com bubble burst in 2002.
GordonJohnson19's tweet image. Ummm... $NVDA is currently trading at 27.6x sales, which means the "market" expects $NVDA to pay it, as a dividend, 100% of its sales, every yr, for the next 27.6yrs. I'll remind you of this quote from Sun Microsystems' CEO when the dot.com bubble burst in 2002.

Everyone is bearish on AI today. Wtf are you saying?



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softbank is selling its nvidia stake to fund companies whose main expense is buying from nvidia?

netcapgirl's tweet image. softbank is selling its nvidia stake to fund companies whose main expense is buying from nvidia?

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Startup idea: Microsoft Purview except it doesn’t change every time I try to do anything.


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Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

Callunc's tweet image. Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

Every time I vote the poll workers always chum it up with me…I think they know I yearn for the polls

TechEmiiily's tweet image. Every time I vote the poll workers always chum it up with me…I think they know I yearn for the polls

My favorite past time is scaring middle school kids with the fog machine when they walk up to my house for candy. You gonna get a full sized candy bar, but at what cost?


Croc Pumpkin did not win the pumpkin contest at work this year 😭

TechEmiiily's tweet image. Croc Pumpkin did not win the pumpkin contest at work this year 😭
TechEmiiily's tweet image. Croc Pumpkin did not win the pumpkin contest at work this year 😭

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Venn diagram of people who say you shouldn’t get free stuff and people who did PPP loan fraud.


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lmao proxy server go brrrr

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#BREAKING: X will soon be displaying every users’ country of origin on their public profiles.



Married my soul mate over the weekend, officially a Mrs. 💕✨ @0xtavian

TechEmiiily's tweet image. Married my soul mate over the weekend, officially a Mrs. 💕✨ @0xtavian

Enjoying rehearsal dinner noms with this gorgeous person @Jun34u_sec 💕

TechEmiiily's tweet image. Enjoying rehearsal dinner noms with this gorgeous person @Jun34u_sec 💕

Renting from Airbnb is like microdosing a slum lord.


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Google has determined that ICE agents are a vulnerable group and has used this designation as pretext to delete an app that helped communities determine where ICE raids were happening 404media.co/google-calls-i…


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i'm about to make ten million dollars

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ChatGPT already helps millions of people find what to buy. Now it can help them buy it too. We’re introducing Instant Checkout in ChatGPT with @Etsy and @Shopify, and open-sourcing the Agentic Commerce Protocol that powers it, built with @Stripe, so more merchants and developers…



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this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts

"A Child Was Born", 1977. Photograph: Sergey Vasilyev

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