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BREAKING: Soham Parekh is good at tweeting
India is one Sydney Sweeney × Make in India campaign away from being a 5 trillion economy
BREAKING: Veritasium & Fern are both private equity owned
BREAKING: Nazis respect Nazis!
Germany says it has no plans to recognize Palestinian state in the near future.
BREAKING: Anthropic performs genius corporate espionage on Cursor
BREAKING: All of the Soham shitposting happened before he even woke up. His first post to X after the drama will be generational
BREAKING: Silicon Valley startups are spending all of their funding on completely uninformative brainrot team introduction videos. @cluely's legacy is strong
BREAKING: Two top Tolkien fanboys name another morally dubious company after a Lord of the Rings reference!
BREAKING: Anti-Indian racism continues even in Silicon Valley
Two Peter Thiel acolytes in competition...I think Peter would be very disappointed
Zuck moved the office to Menlo Park, I believe
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