TechSupportWTF
@TechSupportWTF
Real quotes from tech support hell. #nftc #techsupport
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"Now I'm just a roofer and I don't know much, but I know when the lights in your house go out, you call the cable company."
"I've waited on hold for over an hour. Your service is absolute shit!" " Plz tell me what lights do you see on your modem?" "...Standby..."
Client ticket reads "Gitting with the system" and is a request to install git on their server. #Puns #TechSupport
So what's the issue you're having with your #tablet ma'am? "It don't wanna do right"...lmao!! #TechSupport #DayJob #InternetTablet
OH on the bus: "You gotta clear the browser settings, innit blood, then try signing on again." Gangsta tech support. Beautiful.
'What is the serial number of your printer?' 'S as in Sexy, O as in Ovary, K as in Kinky, 2, 7, L as in Larry....' WTF?! :-O @TechSupportWTF
@TechSupportWTF 'My printer's mouse is stuck...' '(WTF?!) Um a printer doesnt have a mouse' 'Im sending you a photo...'
@TechSupportWTF "What internet browser are you using?" "Whats an internet browser?" "The thing you open the internet in" "Oh, it's Windows"
@TechSupportWTF "Could you please verify your printer's serial number?" "3, Q as in queen, X as in Christmas...." #techsupport
"My internet won't connect." "Is your modem unplugged?" "Yeah, it is." "Well, first of all, plug it back in." "...Why?"
"I need the server & domain to set up Outlook!" "Your email is POP, not Microsoft Exchange." "OK, but what is the server & domain?"
"My internet isn't working." "Well, it looks like your modem is unplugged." "So what do you want me to do about it?" "Umm, plug it back in?"
User claims to be a network administrator. "The little blue 'E' is completely gone from my computer!"
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