Ted
@TedTime24
Independent thinker. Lawyer. Proud Father. Husband. Minnesotan with Wisconsin roots. Bourbon fan 🥃. Lover of space opera science fiction books. MN Wild fan.
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
This is the one I was waiting for.
Do you have a favorite dive bar in the Twin Cities, with cheap beer and decent food?
Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent? Take us to church.
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Must watch video on the ecological disaster in East Palestine, Ohio.
These cat and dog survived the earthquakes and are now keeping each other warm. Their humans, sadly, did not survive. 31,643 people have been confirmed dead in Turkey, 4,574 - in Syria Deepest condolences to all whose lives were turned upside down by this undescribable tragedy.
Time to add this to the TL again. I hope she’s having a great day.
My flight is overbooked and they lady offered $700 for anyone who volunteered to fly out tomorrow. So I yelled “it’s a scam - legally they owe you $1500 or 4x your ticket whichever is lowest!” So EVERYONE waited till she said $1500 to stand up. Why am I like this?😂
⚠️THERMONUCLEAR BAD—Hospitals completely overwhelmed in China ever since restrictions dropped. Epidemiologist estimate >60% of 🇨🇳 & 10% of Earth’s population likely infected over next 90 days. Deaths likely in the millions—plural. This is just the start—🧵
⛳️🎁HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!!!⛳️🎁 WE ARE GIVING AWAY... A TaylorMade Dream Full Bag (set of 14 clubs) You must be following @taylormadegolf AND the PMT twitter account in order to win as well as Retweeting this tweet to enter! 1 winner will be chosen!
Every single time one of these “which do you see?” Or “which do you hear?” phenomenons go viral, I will be amazed and I will post it. That’s a promise. I hear Barbie and Fuck both clear as day depending on what I’m listening for
Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.
UPDATE… The @CircaSports $6 Million Survivor winner take all Challenge is now down to 115 people… I’m STILL one of them. IF I win, I will fly YOU (and a guest) 1st class to the Super Bowl w/ me. Hotel, SB tickets and 5K cash included. To ENTER again, RT, Like and Follow
European starlings are so good at mimicry, they can even do human speech.
This oddly shaped Sumerian box is five thousand years old. And it's the oldest board game in the world. So here is a brief history of Sumer, the first civilisation, in ten objects:
Here it is !!! Watch the teaser trailer for #ThePeripheral – streaming exclusively on @PrimeVideo October 21. https://t.co/r1rsNfKHD4
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