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Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?" Thoughts? texasmonthly.com/being-texan/th…
Some questions will never be answered
Is Midland in Big Bend? Is the RGV different than South Texas? Is Dallas or the Panhandle North Texas? Is the Hill Country the same as Central Texas? Where is El Paso? Defining the regions of Texas is like 1/2
It’s almost as if Jerry Jones likes for me to make fun of the Cowboys
Meteorologists: “it’s going to freeze tonight. Remember to drip your faucets.” Houston:
Cowboys fans thinking they’d end the season on a high note only to be disappointed in the final seconds of the final game
“You think a 12-team playoff stinks? Back in my day ChatGPT’s great grandfather picked two teams based on some formula no one could explain.”
“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”
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