the spatter box
@TheSpatterBox
random ideas, thoughts and occasional rants
Was dir gefallen könnte
If you think you've written a good Law & Order joke, it's probably already been done done.
[shark tank] me: ridiculously wide sunglasses shark 1: i'm out shark 2: i'm out hammerhead shark: i'm listening
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
Sorry I sprayed WD40 on your screeching child
Let me sing you the song of my people *moves and 97 joints pop*
I seriously doubt this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
Ask Jesus if he loves me, but be cool about it.
Just realized my cat could be covered in tattoos and I wouldn't even know.
When it’s your first day working at H & M #HaHaDavis #BigFella #FinnaBeABreeze #NoSelfDoubt #KnockItOff
PSA: If you're ever in an unsafe situation and need to discreetly call the police, hit your iPhone's lock button (on the side) quickly 5 times and you’ll get this screen. #themoreyouknow #RT
Ted, tell the truth. Your plan raises taxes on 87 million middle class households to give tax cuts to the wealthy and large corporations. #TaxDebate
The Democrats want to raise taxes. We want to cut taxes: tedcruz.org/tax-cuts-now/ #TXSen #CruzCrew #CNNDebateNight
Solar eclipse? Meh. We had like five a day when I lived on Jupiter.
No L's on this one: @ceasrock W/L exec. prod. by @PrinceClubMusic on @GhostClubRecs open.spotify.com/album/2aD804BM…
My guy @ceasrock just dropped an album and I'm on track 3. Whole thing is 🔥🔥🔥check it out and follow me on Twitter open.spotify.com/track/6yOsTgMl…
@ceasrock 's W/L is now available everywhere 💀🌴❤️ smarturl.it/ceasrockWL
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Best Buddies
@bestbuddies -
Joseph Kigozi
@KigoziJoe -
The Wildlife Society
@wildlifesociety -
Neil Breen
@breenie9 -
Corpoema
@Corpoema -
jim g ( he / him
@james_glines -
Prix Pictet
@PrixPictet -
Andre Damon (WSWS)
@Andre__Damon -
CREA | Coaching & Formazione
@crealatuavita -
Treaty Council
@treatycouncil -
Environmental Council of Sacramento (ECOS)
@ecosacramento
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