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Me: my tummy's not feeling well. Daphne: you want some clear, liquid? Me: water? Daphne: Yeah. But, like, bubbly.


Ugh. How can both Diablo 4 and FFXVI come out in the same month???


Giving employees a wage that matches inflation? Unaffordable. Giving a foreign company 13 BILLION dollars in subsidies and handouts? No big deal. #PSACStrike2023

thetimkehler's tweet image. Giving employees a wage that matches inflation? Unaffordable.
Giving a foreign company 13 BILLION dollars in subsidies and handouts? No big deal.
#PSACStrike2023

No, @CraveCanada looks like *your* device "is not connected to the internet."

thetimkehler's tweet image. No, @CraveCanada looks like *your* device "is not connected to the internet."

Second week in a row, @CraveCanada isn't prepared for all the people that wanna watch #thelastofus


Remember when they kept lowering corporate taxes? And they said it was to help "boost the economy" through corporate spending? So now that they're trying to slow the economy, to reduce inflation, they'll just raise those corporate taxes back up, right?


If interest rates on money we borrow has been going up to deal with inflation, how come the interest rate my bank pays me on my savings account is still sitting at 1.5%??? Seems all these increases do is give more of our money to banks.


The word "superfluous" seems unnecessarily fancy. What's the word for that again?


.@FIFAWorldCup "let's bring the world together!" World: "sounds great! How?" FIFA: "By pitting countries against each other in a competition to see which country is the best."


Here's my understanding of how raising interest rates helps with curbing inflation: "Too much money is going to those billionaires, so we're gonna make it so money goes to other billionaires instead." Inflation fixed.


People of streaming platforms: please introduce 2 modes of subtitles. 1: closed captioning,for the hearing impaired; 2: just the dialogue. No, "[dramatic music playing]," no, "[indistinct chatter]," just the dialogue.


Heads up @voxdotcom it wasn't Ser Harrold that was killed for trying to leave town, he just resigned as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (not King's Watch). The person captured and executed was the lord that wouldn't bend the knee to Otto. vox.com/culture/2022/1…

vox.com

House of the Dragon never lets you forget the ways men objectify women

“The Green Council” gives us fights, flights, a fetish, a fire, and feminism.


Hey!!! Way to go @Sportsnet !!! Got the app up and running for the bottom of the 8th! I get to watch a whole extra inning compared to last night!!!


Did @sportsnet not get the express written consent from @MLB to air the @BlueJays game? And *that's why their app is down for a second night in a row??? #sportsnet #sportsnetdown #sportsnetsucks


I think my favorite thing about the @sportsnet app not working 2 nights in a row, is how they don't even bother to send out any information related to why it's down, or when it'll be up! #sportsnet #Bluejays #sportsnetsucks #sportsnetnow


Hey, @chaptersindigo ! Why do you not have any copies of this book? It's "highly anticipated," it's released today, but unless I'm in Toronto or Edmonton, I can't buy it. @TorDotComPub @tazmuir Canada's biggest (only) bookstore failed you. #nonatheninth

thetimkehler's tweet image. Hey, @chaptersindigo ! Why do you not have any copies of this book? It's "highly anticipated," it's released today, but unless I'm in Toronto or Edmonton, I can't buy it. @TorDotComPub @tazmuir Canada's biggest (only) bookstore failed you. #nonatheninth

Get bumped in the grocery store Brain: Say "no problem" Mouth: Got it. Brain: WAIT! No. Maybe, should we go with "no worries"? Mouth: you sure? We've already started. Brain: I mean, yeah? It's more laid back isn't it? Mouth: I guess. Fine. We can adjust. Me: "No purries."


Now I get it: conservatives are worried the government is going to take away their rights because that's what *they* do.


To anyone coming to Mexico for our wedding next week, if you want to match the fashion sense of a lot of the people here, wear clothing with the Canadian flag, or the flag of your province. Or is that just an American thing?


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