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A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair.
it's illegal to be ugly and have a bad personality
"Omg. How old is your baby? "60 months .. " BITCH JUST SAY 5 YEARS OLD. I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE DOING ALGEBRA "
I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."
Why are children obese? LOL, maybe it's because cheeseburgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.
According to chain messages, I shouldve died 18 times, been raped twice, been cut 10 times. Either chain messages are fake, or I'm Superman.
When i listen to old songs, the memories hit me.
My wishes: 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat
Who remembers Arthur, chalk zone, cyberchase, cailou, the Rugrats, powerpuff girls, CatDog, sister, sister? Cmon' 90's Kids!
"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)
Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are u doing? You son of a batch of cookies ^ That's how you cuss a kid out.
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Me: Wakes up February 8th, 2098.
My relationship with you was as real as February 30th...
Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of these bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
F is for friends who dont talk to you. U is for ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all. All I do is sit at home!
So I've heard of all these dumb ass "challenges" kids are coming up with. Here's one : finish school without getting pregnant.
There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a b*tch! Sincerely, MySpace.
What the teacher says: You may now begin the test. What I hear: May the odds be forever in your favor.
Bad attitude is like a tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
United States トレンド
- 1. Paddy N/A
- 2. #UFC324 N/A
- 3. Alex Pretti N/A
- 4. Ilia N/A
- 5. O'Malley N/A
- 6. Arman N/A
- 7. Derrick Lewis N/A
- 8. Muratalla N/A
- 9. Suga N/A
- 10. WHAT A FIGHT N/A
- 11. Moro N/A
- 12. #SNME N/A
- 13. #UFCParamount N/A
- 14. Kyle Rittenhouse N/A
- 15. Dragon Ball N/A
- 16. #Skyscrapperlive N/A
- 17. Silva N/A
- 18. Song Yadong N/A
- 19. Battle of Gods N/A
- 20. #Mashle N/A
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