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TimTam

@TimTweetTam

Social distancing since 1998

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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location…


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Today's nerd snipe: > boiled eggs suck because yolk and white are best cooked at diff. temperatures > talented chefs try to do this by cooking eggs sous-vide between 60°C and 70°C, but still not good enough unless they use complex techniques to separate white and yolk > Nature…

itsarnavb's tweet image. Today's nerd snipe:

> boiled eggs suck because yolk and white are best cooked at diff. temperatures

> talented chefs try to do this by cooking eggs sous-vide between 60°C and 70°C, but still not good enough unless they use complex techniques to separate white and yolk

> Nature…

Yes, confirmed this works. Literally the best boiled egg I’ve ever had.

sdamico's tweet image. Yes, confirmed this works. Literally the best boiled egg I’ve ever had.


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I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

summoningsalt's tweet image. I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

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if angels don't exist then explain my wife*

If angels don’t exist then explain my girl



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This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia

JamesTate121's tweet image. This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia

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you take my art and my being without permission and plaster it all over your slimy business, i hate you and crumb cat hates you, how unfortunate that you were born a leech

If angels don’t exist then explain my girl



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cd ../ ls cd ../ ls cd ../ ls

the_codedog's tweet image. cd ../
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cd ../
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cd ../
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Hi I labeled this so the world’s dumbest people would get it

esjesjesj's tweet image. Hi I labeled this so the world’s dumbest people would get it

A funny thing happened as the WaPo tried to map out half a billion years of global temperatures and the "disaster of global warming"

zerohedge's tweet image. A funny thing happened as the WaPo tried to map out half a billion years of global temperatures and the "disaster of global warming"


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🚔

ShitpostGate's tweet image. 🚔

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😂 this geezer will never fail to make me laugh.


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Really sad that our beloved Rosa the Sea Otter passed away today. Somehow a goofy stream 5 years ago became the coolest thing I've done as a creator and I'm so grateful to Rosa for inspiring so many people and being such a source of joy may you eat gourmet shrimp for eternity ❤

DougDougFood's tweet image. Really sad that our beloved Rosa the Sea Otter passed away today. Somehow a goofy stream 5 years ago became the coolest thing I've done as a creator and I'm so grateful to Rosa for inspiring so many people and being such a source of joy

may you eat gourmet shrimp for eternity ❤

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I edited Gordon Ramsay into Minecraft


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