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Everything was David Karp and nothing hurt. *Parody Account*

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you


do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song


My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*


reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare reading aloud: *chokes on spit*


Anxiety ruins my life on a daily basis


I’m basically just a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards


school is not even about learning. it's about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown.


cuddling would be cool right now


Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to


What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc


I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”


play with my hair instead of my feelings thank you


I react to award shows like other people react to football games


when a clock gets hungry does it go back four seconds


can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore


having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring


if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love


I've owned approximately 4,000 hair ties in my life. How many do I have left? One.


*No life November* *Don't go out December* *Just stay in January* ok guys who's ready lets do this


becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life


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