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Tunde Akinluyi

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Sweet dreams evry1 , sori I have been quiet...bt tmrw is a new day..nite


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Mtcheew.... Its nt fine jor"@sploofeek: *sigh RT @Kolamide: @sploofeek avi of destiny"


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You can't be UGLY and den play ''hard to get''. it doesn't work that way; you're already ''Hard To Want''.


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U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-ray?


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this one Tecno now runs on Android and BBM's coming over. China na still China. PINGS gonna' be sounding like Bomb blast.


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Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet they don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :( :s


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That awkward moment when a prostitute tells you "Oga do quick, i get choir practise to attend".


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Golden Morn is good, Corn Flakes is better. But at the mention of IJEBU GARRI every Flake must bow.


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Men at 25 play Football, men at 40 play Tennis, men at 60 play Golf. Have you noticed that as you grow older your balls get smaller?


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That Mogbe Moment when you've been dubbing someone in an exam then suddenly, the person cancels the whole Page. *Dies*


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U take picture inside rangerover sport, infinity, bently,BMW X6, then u want ur boyfriend 2 believe u'r not cheating. ARE U A MECHANIC? #SHA


Three Tips To Drive Beautiful Women Wild shar.es/wGjwW via @sharethis


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Keeping an average Nigerian from being corrupt is like keeping a goat from eating yam... RT if you agree.


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There are two types of "hoes", "private hoes" and "public hoes"!


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Ooooooshey broda mi .. I'm glad u like it RT @deejayneptune: @olamide_YBNL Baddo's Durosoke Jam of the month for me


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Yes -_- RT @Fahyeh_: Have you had it this morning? "@Bukkyliciouss: What's there to enjoy about morning erection. Ugh!"


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