Uptown Problems
@UPTproblems
One is never too elite to have a problem, even in the Uptown of Jamaica.
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UPT Problems is looking for a new owner! Sold to the highest bidder! #HitUsUp
The helpers already went home at the villa, and now I gotta learn how to cook. #solittletime #somuchtoeat #uptownproblems
A man just tried to compliment me by calling me 'clean' and I'm not sure how to take that. Can he smell my Garnier shampoo? #uptownproblems
I'd be vastly more appreciative of this rain if it had a 40% alcohol content. #uptownproblems
I mean, of course I am a 10, but don't refer to me as a Shawty. #uptownproblems
I try to not give off mixed signals. If you think I'm ignoring you, you're most definitely right. #uptownproblems
Oh, I drink too much alcohol? Next time there's a new well being built in Africa make sure you thank me & my H2O abstinence. #uptownproblems
That pointless stop sign in Cherry Gardens... #nicetrybutnope #uptownproblems
It's my second day back at work, and I've already submitted a holiday request. Reason: to recover from my last holiday. #uptownproblems
My helper does all my food shopping except for my liquor. I don't trust anybody with that list except me, myself and I. #uptownproblems
I refuse to sleep on pillows which aren't down duck feather stuffed. #myheadisworthmorethanyouare #uptownproblems
Calling A$AP Rocky, A-dollarsign-ap, because a dollar sign most definitely equals money in your brain, not 'S'. #uptownproblems
My guard only works six days a week... How am I expected to protect myself on the seventh?! #uptownproblems
My favourite games show is 'The Price is Right' because even if there's a price, I always get it, right? #uptownproblems
#nonewfriends because we started from the top and we're still here... #uptownproblems
Crest doesn't sponsor your smile, even though we all know it's perfect. #uptownproblems
Back and better than ever, thanks to our biggest sponsor... Daddy!! #uptownproblems #thataintreallyproblems
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