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Ryan Waring

@waring

Omaha, NE - Los Angeles, CA - Brooklyn, NY

Happy. Fat. And happy. #🍟 #🧀

waring's tweet image. Happy. Fat. And happy. #🍟 #🧀

You were warmer at first when you measured off 6 tbsp for the mac and 2 to be saved (that's what you were doing, right?)


Where the bat meets the ball #⚾️

waring's tweet image. Where the bat meets the ball #⚾️

as did Better Call Saul


Trivia night really testing how much I pay attention during the day.

waring's tweet image. Trivia night really testing how much I pay attention during the day.

Fjord focus 🏔🐦🇳🇴

waring's tweet image. Fjord focus 🏔🐦🇳🇴

Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art ⛵️🌌👍🇩🇰

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waring's tweet image. Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art ⛵️🌌👍🇩🇰
waring's tweet image. Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art ⛵️🌌👍🇩🇰
waring's tweet image. Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art ⛵️🌌👍🇩🇰

Read this as an absurdly niche barbershop franchise the first couple of times.


@thatcherobinson joke about water only being two feet deep kept but revised to 2 inches


@thatcherobinson LA Girls: In Highland Park, Marn sees Chuck, who invites her to a 4 Seasons gala, but Uber caught in traffic on the 10 :(


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Boerum Hill likes Hillary, Bay Ridge likes Trump 53eig.ht/fbprimary


No single lyric can say it. May the most brilliant idea I've ever loved rest in peace.

waring's tweet image. No single lyric can say it. May the most brilliant idea I've ever loved rest in peace.

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Here's what tonight's NFL game looks like to people with red-green colorblindness: deadspin.com/stupid-nike-un…


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