The Sassy Sasquatch
@_iComplain_
Complaining and wurkin' these funky feet. Squatch'ya gonna do? #believe
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Stop being a victim and turn into a predator... no...wait...
Thanks for putting comedian in your bio because I wouldn't have known
Fun fact: I was awarded The World's Most Successful Hider in the universal game Hide and Seek.
Guys I'm cold and lonely out here. Find me already
Bigfoot saw me naked and laughed at my dick. He's real all right, a real asshole.
Someone be a wee gem and bring me a Mc Donalds breakfast. Thanks
If you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you're lying.
My mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
If you send me nudes i'll send you a picture of my raw disembodied soul...
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