Michael Fowler
@_michael_hub
I've got a game to watch or a game to play, always
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Registration for #JavaOne 2026 is live! 🥳 🎉 Register today to secure your spot to see expert-led sessions, network with the Java community, and share your love for all things Java. social.ora.cl/60117vBFh
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Just tested the Starlink Mini in the middle of nowhere and… holy crap. 268 Mbps DOWNLOAD 🤯 Upload was 9 Mbps, latency 26 ms. This thing is smaller than a laptop, runs off a regular USB-C power bank, weighs basically nothing, and just turned “no signal” into “faster than…
In the middle of Dearborn, Michigan an entire crowd chants “Death to America.” Rashida Tlaib, when asked, refused to condemn it.
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We do not have enough people in prison in this country. Free your mind from the psy op.
Viva Las Vegas! Hear from Hannah Schmitz as she shares insights into how #OCI is helping @redbullracing get ready for the #VegasGP.
Most people don’t know that Tesla has had an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years. That team has already designed and deployed several million AI chips in our cars and data centers. These chips are what enable Tesla to be the leader in real-world AI. The…
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too theonion.com/megyn-kelly-an…
Many updates and fixes have been applied to Grok 4.1 and many more to come! Going forward, Grok 4.1 will spend more compute time thinking about your question to improve accuracy.
Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat retard 😀
We merge AI with formal methods. Using logic, math & proof assistants, we formalize domain knowledge for trusted, automated reasoning in critical systems.
Elon Musk: Programming explicit morality into AI can backfire dangerously. “I do think there's some danger associated with digital superintelligence. I think the biggest issue is that it has to be trained to be rigorously truthful, and it has to be trained to be curious. And…
Grok 4.1 just released. You should notice a significant increase in speed and quality.
Introducing Grok 4.1, a frontier model that sets a new standard for conversational intelligence, emotional understanding, and real-world helpfulness. Grok 4.1 is available for free on grok.com, grok.x.com and our mobile apps. x.ai/news/grok-4-1
Learn how OCI’s security, speed, and scalability are helping @TensorAuto transform the future of autonomous vehicles and reimagine how intelligence and privacy coexist on the road: social.ora.cl/601579WO3
We’re helping our customers quickly and easily take advantage of the latest multicloud innovations with our new partner programs and Multicloud Universal Credits. Nathan Thomas has the details: social.ora.cl/60187TsY2
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