a dictionary
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Just a dictionary trying to survive in a world where I mean nothing and people use words all willy-nilly regardless of what they mean...
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The phrase “the deadliest elementary school shooting in ten years” should never have to appear in print.
The frequency that I have to deal with grown adults acting like spoiled children is exhausting and honestly embarassing.
Yeah, idiots! Don’t you know America doesn’t need this stupid little planet to survive?? Our flags will totally protect us from the destruction of Mother Nature and anyone who doesn’t agree is a damn dirty communist!
If you stand for Climate Change First, you stand for America Last.
Sometimes in life all you need is $50 million dollars.
conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou- me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go
these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me [A THREAD]
![welegi's tweet image. these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
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![welegi's tweet image. these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
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![welegi's tweet image. these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
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![welegi's tweet image. these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
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If you don't impeach and remove a President for staging a coup, what's the point of impeachment.
'we love you' trumpy says as he tucks his little terrorists in with some milky and cookies and pats them on the head for a job well done fucking hell.
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Once again, it’s those famous questions: What did the president know? And when did he know it? With COVID, we now have an answer - in Donald Trump’s own words. And the result is tens of thousands of dead Americans who experts say didn’t need to die.
after corona can we PLEASE normalise wearing masks when you’re sick? there is no reason why little billy should be allowed to sneeze on me in public ffs
One man went to church today. And then visited his son’s gravesite. Another man golfed & rage tweeted today. And then his campaign mocked the other man for visiting his son’s gravesite.
You know the bar is low when I'm impressed that Melania called it Covid-19 instead of some racist name her husband wanted.
Wuhan: *welds people's doors shut to enforce lockdown* America: *doesn't do much about anything, still has parties* Wuhan: *has a party after clearing the virus* America: "whoa that's dangerous"
petition to rename the USA “Donkey Kong Country” pls RT
everything is looking good for our reopening except for the ongoing pandemic
if i had preventably caused the deaths of more americans than WW1 and counting i simply would not seek a second term as president imo
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