"Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?" "Uh... sure." 🎶Come home, my bonny warrior for now the nets are full O' fish. 🎶
"That's the worst name I ever heard!" "Hey, Joey Joe-Joe!"
32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
"Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinchin' my belly to hear my girlish laugh." "Hmm. That doesn't sound like they like you at all." "Y'know I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head."
32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
Now, folks, I don't want to alarm you, but scientists say 40% of America's pictures are hanging crooked...
Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot...
OTD 34 years ago, Lt. Bookman burst into our living rooms in "The Library." Pure perfection.
"Now my good man, what do you like to play?" "Pokemon!"
Yo, check this out. Black guys drive a car like this. Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this!
"Dad, what's a Muppet?" "Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but, man!"
Hello. This is "Moleman in the Morning." Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day… #Simpsons
"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees... and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" "Huh? D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."
"Uh, Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again." "Why, you cotton-pickin'!"
"Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you." "Batman!?" "No, he's a scientist." "Batman's a scientist."
Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape. It always makes the trip go faster!
"You, food bag, do you have a son?" "Yes, sir, I do." "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?"
Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
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