afka's profile picture. Brit in LA; sketch comedy w/ @wearethomasse; actor, writer, director (@tristanandkelly); math tutor and book writer too; + guy from viral @gordonramsay video.

Nick Afka Thomas

@afka

Brit in LA; sketch comedy w/ @wearethomasse; actor, writer, director (@tristanandkelly); math tutor and book writer too; + guy from viral @gordonramsay video.

You absolutely *must* read this thread. Stunningly powerful use of grape to tell a story. And what a story.

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"I have to travel all the way across the bed just so my butt touches you" - @SarahAnnMasse #wifequotes


:genuine concern: "What's wrong?... oh. You're dancing." - @SarahAnnMasse #wifequotes


"Sometimes my butt can't tell if you're alive, so my face has to do the job" - @SarahAnnMasse #wifequotes #notevensleeptalking


The very day after I got told that with my hair I could play #Gandalf, I find myself in a list of audiobook narrators next to @IanMcKellen . Now there's a fine coincidence and honour.

afka's tweet image. The very day after I got told that with my hair I could play #Gandalf, I find myself in a list of audiobook narrators next to @IanMcKellen . Now there's a fine coincidence and honour.

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Beautiful by none other than Danielle Steel, narrated by Nick Afka Thomas. @daniellesteel @afka audible.co.uk/pd/Beautiful-A…


Thrilled to have narrated this book by @daniellesteel - the second that I've had the privilege to read out loud for her legion of fans. And this is a story that surprised ne when I read it - worth getting! Enjoy :)

Beautiful by none other than Danielle Steel, narrated by Nick Afka Thomas. @daniellesteel @afka audible.co.uk/pd/Beautiful-A…



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Danielle Steel is LEGENDARY, a household name who has written almost 200 books. Beautiful is out on audiobook tomorrow, the story of a 22-year-old supermodel hospitalised after an airport terror attack. Masterful narration from Nick Afka Thomas. @daniellesteel @afka

WFHowes's tweet image. Danielle Steel is LEGENDARY, a household name who has written almost 200 books. Beautiful is out on audiobook tomorrow, the story of a 22-year-old supermodel hospitalised after an airport terror attack. Masterful narration from Nick Afka Thomas. @daniellesteel @afka

"I have no doubt I'm going to do it well... I just don't know what I'm doing." - @SarahAnnMasse #wifequotes


"What do we do: buy and house and get a pig OR invest our money?" - @SarahAnnMasse #wifequotes


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After Weinstein Retaliation, Sarah Ann Masse Is Urging Hollywood to Work With Sexual Harassment Survivors variety.com/2021/film/news…


"...but I can't record anything until I'm done peeing on things!" - @SarahAnnMasse. There is context to this, I swear. It did make sense but it made me laugh so much. #wifequotes


Clearly @dave_filoni is a genius. George Lucas is a genius for finding him. @TheBadBatch is brilliant from the off. If you hadn't watched The Clone Wars and Rebels before, man you're missing out. Ultra-purists are idiots. Watch it!


I feel the need to add my voice about #Oscars2021 . It was *by far* the beat Oscar's event ever, despite the much lower viewership figures. I said out loud to my wife several times that this year's awards shows, redesigned for TV bc of the pandemic have been SO much better.


"Didn't Edward VI ever say anything about the Nazis?!" - @SarahAnnMasse , watching @TheCrownNetflix, getting confused between Edward VIII and George VI and ending up blaming the teenage heir to Henry VIII for not alerting the world to Hitler back in the 1540s. #wifequotes


"Why isn't she [the Queen] wearing one of those sparkly little hats... what are they called...? Oh yeah: Crowns!" - @SarahAnnMasse ... while watching @TheCrownNetflix. ... while the title "The Crown" was on the TV screen. #wifequotes


"I don't have a pet. So your arm is my pet." - @SarahAnnMasse, stroking the hair on my forearm. #WifeQuotes


I enjoy narrating books at the best of times, but the most recent one I got to do - Wild Huntsboys by @martinjstewart - is so damn enjoyable, that I had to give it a shout out. Both times I read it (once for prep, once into the mic), it was non-stop fun. Read it and listen!


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