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I follow coz something caught my eye, checked you out an like what I read. U don't have to follow back, its not like we're dating.

You know what else has bone spurs? Chickens!


Wonder how many people had to die, so Keir could save two thousand million quid?


How long before they start calling him Chlorinated Chicken Keir?


Confusion reigned today as someone yelled "Look at that cunt” as Ye and his missus popped out for the evening.


I see Harry has upset the Royal apple cart yet again. This time thumbing his nose at William Our Royal correspondent, Witch Nicol, said that William, having a quiet holiday down in Hastings with a few of his mates, was so upset because Harry seemed to be spoiling for a fight


No wonder I can’t get a return on my savings when banks are giving multi million pound bonuses to executives, just for turning up for work


Da fuk is a shadow levelling up minister? Oh yeah, a 300k pension when they get booted, sorry de-selected from the party!


Anyone else notice the similarities between the rise of air conditioning units, solar panels and the rise in global temperatures?


Why did Novak have to take his handbag to the toilet?


Who gives a toss what a BBC employee does in his spare time, As long as the bandwidth, computer/phone and photos aren’t actually owned by said corporation.


So someone suggested putting a thin smear of Marmite on toast before putting on marmalade for a new taste experience. ‘thin’ … what is this?


Watching the Rugby on the tele, Please ITV BBC et al, can we not have a biased commentary team. All I’m hearing is how wonderful Ireland are playing, how much better their fans are, how many gains they’ve made, you’d easily think that Italy haven’t even started yet. It’s dull


What the fuck has gone wrong with mainstream British TV. Friday night and there’s ten programs featuring so called celebrities, and a football match. It’s enough to drive you to the pub!


You gotta love it when a 5 mill a year reporter on the BBC, no doubt with a private healthcare deal provided by the BBC, sneers at a politician about his perks!


Cheers Tesco, the only reason I drive past Aldi to get to your store was because you have a fish and a butchery counter. Problem solved.


And with the woke generation complaining that Waitrose are wrong to remove best before dates because Covid might have affected some peeps sense of smell, they are removing all the bumps from their avocados so as not to confuse partially sighted people.


With the latest round of ‘help the needy’ about to start I wonder how much the Sunak, Blair, Starmer & Johnson families will manage to cream out of the system?


Thorpe Bay, Essex yesterday at sun up

Agenti's tweet image. Thorpe Bay, Essex yesterday at sun up

T’missus has discovered that knitting registers as steps on her smart watch. So if Granny tells you she has walked miles today …


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