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Ben Cohen

@AirspeedSwift

not posting here, find me at http://mastodon.social/@airspeedswift

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In my bio you will find a link to where I post these days, and I assure you despite the warning you get that following me there is safe. Well, not actively harmful anyway. It can be a bit annoying sometimes.


Briefly back on this platform to bring you this important message.

Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.

dccc's tweet image. Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.


Reminder that I'm not posting here these days so you'll have to join mastodon for sweet sweet #content mastodon.social/@airspeedswift…


OK, let’s try this. No more twitter for a while. mastodon.social/@airspeedswift…


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Shouldn't be a surprise any more given how improvement we've seen in the Swift + Code integration. But here's one more: we can run individual tests!

daniel_duan's tweet image. Shouldn't be a surprise any more given how improvement we've seen in the Swift + Code integration. But here's one more: we can run individual tests!

Lots of people on the left and right on here reeeally don’t seem to understand how H1s work. Both pushing some nativist BS.


What’s your most sentient line of code?


Currently wallowing in nostalgic feelings about sitting at an sgi with a reachable IP, no nat no firewall, and using ytalk with someone at another University lab.

Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.



Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.


brb replacing a daemon with the mezzanine tranche of tech synthetic CDO ²

i'm tired of just hearing about tech debt. what about tech leverage. tech debentures. tech collateral. tech derivatives. why is there no secondary market of tech debt swaps and options.



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this is the kind of top tier content you can’t get anywhere else but this website

jbouie's tweet image. this is the kind of top tier content you can’t get anywhere else but this website

Expression unable to be checked in reasonable time. Try batching your expressions into fewer RPCs.


Ben Cohen 已轉發

Are Democrats winning too many Senate seats?


In the spirit of the holidays, the 10yo found me in my chair drinking coffee and surfing election twitter and placed several artificial fall leaves on me.

AirspeedSwift's tweet image. In the spirit of the holidays, the 10yo found me in my chair drinking coffee and surfing election twitter and placed several artificial fall leaves on me.

Or neither, or both. Hawley is just a river of evil and ambition, trying to find its way to the sea.


today's twittter advert is an advert advert

AirspeedSwift's tweet image. today's twittter advert is an advert advert

it’s like if someone taught Bernie Madoff python


Worth revisiting this post FTX

Musk right now casually walking through his grand payments vision for Twitter: Users could link their online bank account to Twitter, he says. Then the company will offer "extremely compelling money market account to get extremely high yield on your balance". Add debit cards etc



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