Andrés Barreto
@andresebr
You’ll find me coding, traveling, or eating like there’s no tomorrow. Can I interest you in some bilingual nonsense? bsky: http://blu.ski/@andresbarreto.net
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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad
i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years
it was kind of hilarious finding out hell’s kitchen is like not even a full square mile
“there’s no way she was flirting with me, she was just being friendly”
I don’t know who needs to hear this but today is not Sunday.
a silhouette of two people fighting would've made this legendary
Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.
If you love someone let them sleep
Your annual reminder of the best 5 seconds in Family Guy:
There's a bully who's going to enjoy Cocomelon on this monster!
Got the family an early Christmas present (okay I’m going to enjoy F1, MotoGP, and football on this monster 👿) 🤣🤣
USPS tracking be like: • Package has left facility. • We have no fucking idea. • Delivered.
Buy a house with my lunch money
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
United States Trends
- 1. Cooks N/A
- 2. Good Sunday N/A
- 3. #sundayvibes N/A
- 4. Bessent N/A
- 5. #sundaymotivation N/A
- 6. The NFL N/A
- 7. The Tubes N/A
- 8. #MeAndTheeSeriesAfterParty N/A
- 9. Margaret Brennan N/A
- 10. Beane N/A
- 11. Sunday Funday N/A
- 12. #INDvsNZ N/A
- 13. Gene N/A
- 14. Muhammad Qasim N/A
- 15. Nagy N/A
- 16. Chihiro N/A
- 17. Stop the Genocide N/A
- 18. Everton N/A
- 19. Calvin Johnson N/A
- 20. #SundayThoughts N/A
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