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My man @GarrettHaake just told the truth: "People want this to be West Wing, but sometimes it's House of Cards, right now it's Veep"


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alright let's see if we can get this one's view count boosted again as it still makes me cackle

I like to pretend tech execs are always talking about how big the sub they ate for lunch was

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qrush's tweet image. I like to pretend tech execs are always talking about how big the sub they ate for lunch was
qrush's tweet image. I like to pretend tech execs are always talking about how big the sub they ate for lunch was


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Retweet this but don’t Like or Comment. I want to see how many views I can get without any dopamine.


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Did you know, that you can build a virtual machine inside ChatGPT? And that you can use this machine to create files, program and even browse the internet? engraved.blog/building-a-vir…


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RT this and ruin your friends' day


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So, twitter is about to explode and lay waste to everything contained within, eh? Remember how arbys has always maintained that everyone dies alone?Welp, y’all motherfuckers are about to find out how right arbys was. Please continue to enjoy arbys


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I am once again asking people to read almost anything on numerical integration instead of using 1st order forward Euler


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Hey @gomoireland, You have my left my dad with no phone number for over a week. He's waiting on a call from doctors! You're stressing the whole family out. You've ignored mails. How do we move forward?


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Europa & Io moons orbiting Jupiter, captured by the Cassini space probe Credit: NASA-JPL’s @kevinmgill


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Whether it’s Republicans acting like fascists, or Democrats pointing out that Republicans are acting like fascists, both sides have a fascism problem.


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On the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina (8/29), I’m reminded of not only the destruction of my home and community, but also that the experience radicalized me. I was 17 at the time. These events below, personally and systemic, shook my worldview.


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I've now had Long COVID for nearly a year. I'm back to most non-athletic daily activities. Here's my story 🧵


On a minimum of 6 different platforms

by age 30 you really should just be in a completely unsustainable number of different group chats that all comprise of different combinations of the same people



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Isochrones 😍 ! This map shows you how far a 5h train ride will take you, departing from any city in Europe. chronotrains-eu.vercel.app Inspired by Direkt Bahn Guru by @juliustens.


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The Met Gala attendees as your startup colleagues, a thread:


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I suppose it’s time to tell my abortion story. Of the abortion that didn’t happen, that led to me. A lot of anti-abortion people put words & thoughts into the mouths of the unborn. Well, I’m one that was recommended to stay unborn, who got born, and here’s what I say. 🧵1/?


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