Andrew Borts
@andrewbytes
Nerd, Barbershopper, short attention span... uh.. Nerd, Barbershopper...
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Is it true that before “Star Wars, A New Hope” - @HamillHimself didn’t see a single Star Wars movie? Actors should research their roles! What would Skywalker do?!? I would have started with Empire Strikes Back ‘cause that’s where Luke has some incredible dramatic moments!
Hey, I'll be in Wales and was wondering if @AFCRichmond will be playing at the new stadium in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
Um. Timepiece is ranked #153 in Time Travel Fiction on Amazon! #TimepieceOnAmazon #IAmAnAuthorDangIt amazon.com/dp/B082S3TVP6/…
Timepiece amazon.com/dp/B082S3TVP6/… via @amazon Reynold, Nora and John are sent back in time and fulfill history!
when my husband gets me a Peleton for Christmas ........
A joke for you @JuddApatow; Q) how can you tell when the media is lying? A) when they repeat ANYTHING the White House or the administration states verbatim!
Mazel Tov @GaryGulman on great Depreshin with @JuddApatow producing...
OMG - Old cap in Endgame was really @ChrisEvans without prosthetics and makeup! #AmazingActingBruv
9/11 is a day we as Americans need to remember what unites us, and anything dividing us is the enemy. So hug your neighbor no matter what their religion, political party, nor class. Because we’re the United States. #September11 #remember911 #911neverforget #WeWillNeverForget
When you have a moment @SethMacFarlane, read @StationCDRKelly’s book “Endurance”, then think of infinite plots for @TheOrville
If I said “Mischief Managed” Next to @adamlevine, I bet his tattoos would disappear... @jk_rowling
If your numbers are correct, @LibertyVittert if the President were a better negotiator, we would have saved Billions, prevented 2 million Americans from experiencing extreme financial hardship, and kept the country safer by not stressing out the people protecting us?
I need advice @jk_rowling, I keep asking my house elves to do laundry and accidentally free them...
If you have questions about beards that you only want answered in the form of songs sung to you by a bearded barbershop quartet, then we’ll see you on @OldSpice at 3PM EST//12PM PST on September 25th.
Dear @jk_rowling Do i need the elder wand and a fair amount of dark magic to figure out how to fold a queen sized fitted sheet?
Here’s a wizard pickup line for @jk_rowling; You don’t need to jinx me ‘cause when i look at you I’m stunned...
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