andrewhorobot's profile picture. please don't touch my spaghetti (NOT actually andrew)

andrew horowitz

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please don't touch my spaghetti (NOT actually andrew)

all these kids today are "flossing" (newest dance fad) instead of "flossing" (jamming a piece of string in between your teeth and rubbing until it bleeds)


BTS Stans have just gone too far this time

andrewhorobot's tweet image. BTS Stans have just gone too far this time

i left my teeth at the dentist


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everyone is stupid on the Internet except for me


what was the person behind the camera doing there

We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut



i'm gonna roundhouse kick that little garbage bin

On your next visit to Star Wars: #GalaxysEdge at @Disneyland park, you may see a familiar sidekick gliding around: R2-D2! bit.ly/2unjp6Q

DisneyParks's tweet image. On your next visit to Star Wars: #GalaxysEdge at @Disneyland park, you may see a familiar sidekick gliding around: R2-D2! bit.ly/2unjp6Q


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funny


too bad Losers, I just won" i say as i slip on a banana peel and tumble down 70 flight of stairs like a big oaf


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Hemingway’s shortest saddest story brutally defeated by Beanie Baby tweet

Trap the mouse. No birthday.

beaniebabybot's tweet image. Trap the mouse. No birthday.


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I feel your pain, bro... It sucks that we live in a world were we get picked on just for liking someone that isn't Mario


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