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Allison Scott

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Listen man, we're gonna need Michael A. to win this season. There's just no way I'm gonna be able to watch that guy get sent home. #TheBachelorette


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The best things in life are unexpected #TheBachelorette


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Me when I was a kid and my mom said we couldn’t have chicken nuggets for dinner #TheBachelorette

Bachelor1011's tweet image. Me when I was a kid and my mom said we couldn’t have chicken nuggets for dinner #TheBachelorette

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Just when you think Greg can’t get any better he’s got us all crying our asses off on a Monday night. What. A. Gem. #TheBachelorette


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✍🏾 Google ✍🏾 Therapist ✍🏾 Near me


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We don't deserve you Taylor Swift #GRAMMYs

ChicksInTheOff's tweet image. We don't deserve you Taylor Swift #GRAMMYs
ChicksInTheOff's tweet image. We don't deserve you Taylor Swift #GRAMMYs

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it’s march again? cool if anyone needs me I will be drunk


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I appreciate Tina & Amy ripping the Hollywood Foreign Press #GoldenGlobes #CoorsSeltzerAfterShow


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I'm at the point in my life where I get so worried about getting enough sleep that I get no sleep at all. #teacherlife


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qt in the OR (📷 @JakeBorelli)

GreysABC's tweet image. qt in the OR (📷 @JakeBorelli)

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Good boys, stand back and stand by

Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.

POTUS46Archive's tweet image. Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.


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Lol...I will never live this down

Noting to see her...just litTle sPrInG tRaInInG

RedSox's tweet image. Noting to see her...just litTle sPrInG tRaInInG
RedSox's tweet image. Noting to see her...just litTle sPrInG tRaInInG
RedSox's tweet image. Noting to see her...just litTle sPrInG tRaInInG


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Soooo what am I supposed to do for the next 5 months...?


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spending my night fantasizing about what it would be like to be one of those girls who always has long painted nails... just click clacking on their phone keyboards all day... so ethereal yet so strong


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At what point do I stop saying I’m new to the city?


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This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)

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Ted Cruz: Worse person or politician?


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I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.


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me the day quarantine ends listening to some boring finance bro and knowing I’m going to make out with him anyway because I have been alone in my apartment for 6 months

holy_schnitt's tweet image. me the day quarantine ends listening to some boring finance bro and knowing I’m going to make out with him anyway because I have been alone in my apartment for 6 months
holy_schnitt's tweet image. me the day quarantine ends listening to some boring finance bro and knowing I’m going to make out with him anyway because I have been alone in my apartment for 6 months

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weekends are so depressing now dude it’s like yeah let me get out of bed to go lay on the couch I guess? take a couple naps to pass time? maybe shower? fuck


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