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Help me prove that my cat is not a masturbation addict. http://is.gd/ezXzW


Help me convince myself that opening a bar in San Francisco is a piece of cake! http://is.gd/dDw77


Each post is like a chapter in a tragic autobiography... http://is.gd/dihua


"I am looking for piano music, can people here make a list of great piano music for listening." http://is.gd/d9UuY


i want a medieval-style leather coin bag which I will fill with Sacajawea dollars every month http://is.gd/cR7yL


"Wont the BP oil well run out of oil at some point? How long could it possibly keep spewing? Don't wells run dry?" http://is.gd/cxqKd


What do you think? Am I in love with my wife? http://is.gd/cihed


"How will you have sex with your long term partner, 20 years after hooking up, you might worry?" http://is.gd/ch25d


Dear Internet, I need your help with optimizing the way I put things in my pockets. http://is.gd/cgvoP


I suck the air out of bags of bread before I twist-tie them back up. http://is.gd/bzhU0


Today, I found he'd left himself logged into his email at my house, and I went in and did a search for my name... http://is.gd/bj1ac


Did a squirrel deliberately pee on me? http://is.gd/aTGnP


Regular frontal shot usually doesn't cut it, so just imagine how I'm looking for the perfect opportunity to snap a shot. http://is.gd/aTGkJ


You fly a ship down a toilet, with the aim of destroying whatever is clogging it. http://is.gd/7B4vb


Can someone recommend a reliable twitterer who will be liveblogging the Apple event tomorrow? http://is.gd/79xaJ


Will drinking Acai or Goji juice cure eczema? http://is.gd/78Khg


Before asking for advice, consider that most male MF users dab the tip of their dick with TP after urinating. http://is.gd/5TjB0


"I have witnessed them doing the drag-the-[dog-]anus-across-the-rug thing on the bedsheet on more than one occasion." http://is.gd/5K9nl


Tags: sex; dryhumping; pregnancy http://is.gd/5I2ye


“I HAVE A VIRUS ON MY TOUGHBOOK BUT I'M AFRAID TO GET RID OF IT” http://is.gd/5Bbwt


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