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Help me prove that my cat is not a masturbation addict. http://is.gd/ezXzW
Help me convince myself that opening a bar in San Francisco is a piece of cake! http://is.gd/dDw77
Each post is like a chapter in a tragic autobiography... http://is.gd/dihua
"I am looking for piano music, can people here make a list of great piano music for listening." http://is.gd/d9UuY
i want a medieval-style leather coin bag which I will fill with Sacajawea dollars every month http://is.gd/cR7yL
"Wont the BP oil well run out of oil at some point? How long could it possibly keep spewing? Don't wells run dry?" http://is.gd/cxqKd
What do you think? Am I in love with my wife? http://is.gd/cihed
"How will you have sex with your long term partner, 20 years after hooking up, you might worry?" http://is.gd/ch25d
Dear Internet, I need your help with optimizing the way I put things in my pockets. http://is.gd/cgvoP
I suck the air out of bags of bread before I twist-tie them back up. http://is.gd/bzhU0
Today, I found he'd left himself logged into his email at my house, and I went in and did a search for my name... http://is.gd/bj1ac
Regular frontal shot usually doesn't cut it, so just imagine how I'm looking for the perfect opportunity to snap a shot. http://is.gd/aTGkJ
You fly a ship down a toilet, with the aim of destroying whatever is clogging it. http://is.gd/7B4vb
Can someone recommend a reliable twitterer who will be liveblogging the Apple event tomorrow? http://is.gd/79xaJ
Will drinking Acai or Goji juice cure eczema? http://is.gd/78Khg
Before asking for advice, consider that most male MF users dab the tip of their dick with TP after urinating. http://is.gd/5TjB0
"I have witnessed them doing the drag-the-[dog-]anus-across-the-rug thing on the bedsheet on more than one occasion." http://is.gd/5K9nl
“I HAVE A VIRUS ON MY TOUGHBOOK BUT I'M AFRAID TO GET RID OF IT” http://is.gd/5Bbwt
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