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live life flawlessly hunny !!!

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Today is my gym-anniversary!🥹 2 years of consistency and showing up for myself. I don’t know what I was expecting when I started this but I’m glad I stuck to it. I’ve made so much progress but there’s still lots to be done!

_KatelynJ's tweet image. Today is my gym-anniversary!🥹 2 years of consistency and showing up for myself. I don’t know what I was expecting when I started this but I’m glad I stuck to it. I’ve made so much progress but there’s still lots to be done!
_KatelynJ's tweet image. Today is my gym-anniversary!🥹 2 years of consistency and showing up for myself. I don’t know what I was expecting when I started this but I’m glad I stuck to it. I’ve made so much progress but there’s still lots to be done!

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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist…

OneManCircus87's tweet image. What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist…

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😂🔥 I bodied or nah?


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This is how God bless you in front of your enemies 😂😂😂🙏🏽❤️


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Y’all, it’s a man on Tik Tok forcing himself to learn about Women’s Health and his flabbers have been gasted for days now 😂


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ME DOWN 😂


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Railroaded! Kyren Lacy was recently proven innocent of causing a fatal crash. Police officers coached a man on how to implicate Kyren Lacy, even though the man/witness said, ‘That’s not what happened; it was the woman who caused it.’ Officers turned off their body cams before a…


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Dear BLACK WOMEN, I can GUARANTEE YOU that hoe will never EVER get on my net & discuss another BLACK BABY AGAIN. I can GUARANTEE YOU that hoe will never EVER call black women roaches & monkeys AGAIN!!!!!!!! -Someome had to do it.

NICKIMINAJ's tweet image. Dear BLACK WOMEN,

I can GUARANTEE YOU that hoe will never EVER get on my net & discuss another BLACK BABY AGAIN. I can GUARANTEE YOU that hoe will never EVER call black women roaches & monkeys AGAIN!!!!!!!! 

-Someome had to do it.

I like really really really REALLY love @NICKIMINAJ . Like 10 toes down . That’s it . That’s the tweet 😌


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3.27.26 💿


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Casino has been REJECTED 4-2 SL Green CEO Marc Holliday just approached the CAC members after the vote to harangue them: “What you did here today was despicable.”

A 6-person community advisory committee is about to vote on the $5.4B Times Square casino bid by SL Green, Caesars & Roc Nation in this conference room around the corner from where it would be built. Outcome seems like a tossup; more than 2 nos would kill it. Updates to come...

nick_garber's tweet image. A 6-person community advisory committee is about to vote on the $5.4B Times Square casino bid by SL Green, Caesars & Roc Nation in this conference room around the corner from where it would be built.

Outcome seems like a tossup; more than 2 nos would kill it. Updates to come...


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Los and his dad react to the fastest reader in the world😭😭


I know this fake but omg I am screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

No they hilarious 🤣🤣🤣



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Internet be doing too much1😭


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The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able.


Lmboooooooooo 😭😭😭

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣



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At this point I’m questioning if I’m breathing wrong


Oooooommmggggg yesssssssss

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life.



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That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸


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This makes a lot of sense.


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