awkwardsneeze's profile picture.

Awkward Sneeze

@awkwardsneeze

Awkward Sneeze reposted

One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time...


Awkward Sneeze reposted

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM

Variety's tweet image. Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM


Awkward Sneeze reposted

When life is beautiful.

From Snishaa

Awkward Sneeze reposted

I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.


Awkward Sneeze reposted

Shoo of the day.


Awkward Sneeze reposted

Artist Frida Kahlo with her lover singer Chavela Vargas, 1945 #womensart

womensart1's tweet image. Artist Frida Kahlo with her lover singer Chavela Vargas, 1945 #womensart

Awkward Sneeze reposted

Emily Roberts observed this variable oystercatchers (tōrea-pango) with an identifying leg band. Turns out, this beauty was banded in 1982 at Somes Island, Wellington. This makes our feathered friend at least 37 years old - lookin' good for an old bird! inaturalist.nz/observations/2…

inaturalistnz's tweet image. Emily Roberts observed this variable oystercatchers (tōrea-pango) with an identifying leg band. Turns out, this beauty was banded in 1982 at Somes Island, Wellington. This makes our feathered friend at least 37 years old - lookin' good for an old bird!

inaturalist.nz/observations/2…
inaturalistnz's tweet image. Emily Roberts observed this variable oystercatchers (tōrea-pango) with an identifying leg band. Turns out, this beauty was banded in 1982 at Somes Island, Wellington. This makes our feathered friend at least 37 years old - lookin' good for an old bird!

inaturalist.nz/observations/2…

Awkward Sneeze reposted

Resist the lie that your sole worth is in being useful. The best and most fascinating parts of you — the parts that can be dazzled by a Van Gogh painting or cry over a sonnet or comfort a hurting child — can never be measured in productivity or profits.


Awkward Sneeze reposted

❤️

nathanwpyle's tweet image. ❤️

Awkward Sneeze reposted

What is the most ridiculous name you’ve ever come across in real life? I once met a kid who swore blind his friend’s dad was called Malcolm Powder


Awkward Sneeze reposted

England: "White background, Red cross" Scotland: "Blue background, white x" *Wales giggling wildly in the corner* England: "Wales what's your flag" Wales: "MASSIVE. FUCKING. DRAGON."


Awkward Sneeze reposted

A 2013 study determined that Viagra is an extremely effective treatment for painful menstruation. However, the review panel determined that cramps were not a public health priority and refused further funding. (h/t @CCriadoPerez.)


Awkward Sneeze reposted

So, we found a live bat in our rare book store. 🦇a thread 🦇


Awkward Sneeze reposted

The zombie tit menace has never been properly communicated until now.

Great tits are killing birds and eating their brains. Climate change may be to blame. pops.ci/killertits

PopSci's tweet image. Great tits are killing birds and eating their brains. Climate change may be to blame. pops.ci/killertits


Awkward Sneeze reposted

"You are a way for the universe to be in awe of itself." 🌠 Disorientation by @AstroKatie ncst.at/5pkOdO @NCState @ncstatephysics


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.