bakerator's profile picture. Native (North) Floridian. Jerk. Alumnus of @floridastate, B.A. classical archaeology. M.A. student at the @UofA. Compulsive recycler.

Chris Baker

@bakerator

Native (North) Floridian. Jerk. Alumnus of @floridastate, B.A. classical archaeology. M.A. student at the @UofA. Compulsive recycler.

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@SrWHOfficial This is what you get when you start typing "Philopator" and change your mind to spell "Philadelphia".


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Legio XIII Marylandica and Legio II Philodelphia have declared for Chaffetz and are marching towards Washington.


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A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP


Some girl just mangled the definition of "misogyny." Much as I really wanted to correct her, that's probably literal mansplaining. #Cringe


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Found this on another page & I literally laughed out loud!

DisneyCastProb's tweet image. Found this on another page & I literally laughed out loud!

Gaddafi is back from the dead and selling #Chrysler. #Americasimport #superbowl


Tis the year's midnight, and it is the day's.


Meanwhile, @Mobute's feed is chronicling the travails of cousin-on-cousin sexual tension. #Thisishowwelivenow


Christmas night=getting drunk with people I half remember from high school rather than being home with people who love me.


Right now the only thing keeping my morale up is the Geronimo Square Starbucks' excellent Motown playlist. #comprehensiveexams #gradschool


Trough urinals are a crime against humanity.


Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? #ThreeAmigos #plethoraofpinatas


#TomBerenger has gotten rather… roly-poly. #MajorCrimes


I wonder if #MarkCavendish is throwing things after that stage finish. #tourdefrance #CavendishSmash


I think winning #Wimbledon will be good for a knighthood come New Year's. #SirAndyMurray


Anybody else think that #Murray's girlfriend looks like a young Angela Lansbury? #Wimbledon


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