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"You would make the cutest diabetic"


What are you talking about? "Science, bitch! Look at these glasses!"


Haven't seen it yet, just got off work but #BonTroyage can't wait to experience.


Is life like a game of golf, or do I just feel like making golf metaphors right now?


So... If your like... Expecting, you can like... Still drink, right?


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Meanwhile, in a remote Louisiana swamp, George Bush, Solomon Grundy, Grodd and the rest of the Legion of Doom share hi-fives #superbowl


Why are condoms not free at every bar? I never have quarters?!


This must be a good bar: look at the line of cabs and its only 10:30


Dude!! Your boobs really show off your boobs! Also; did you notice how they shot a pumpkin pie into that dudes face last night?!??


Your balls maybe resting, but your feet are flat!


Because she has a boyfriend... That's why.


Q: how does a blind man know if a hipster is behind him? A: the smell


Why don't they make whiskey jello shots??!


No, don't worry about it, I got him to a mattress on the ground...


I guess that was supposed to be funny...


It's time to get jealous.

BarTalk's tweet image. It's time to get jealous.

"wise man say... I mean, I say; who the fuck cares its Friday"


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