brogrammer
@brogrammerexe
Husband, Father, Brogrammer, Ex-Uber https://www.instagram.com/brogrammer.exe
Posting that vac card on my IG to let em know you are covid free but still might have an STD
Its 2030 you are still prepping for that big tech interview because you aren’t ready yet...... #SoftwareEngineering #programming
If I don’t post a story of my laptop with an ide and some colorful lines, people must think I clean toilets for a living #softwareengineer #programmer #code
We all know that one person on your team who is literally a linter you never installed. How many nits can a person have? #coding #lintboy #programming
Levels posted a year end salary report for software engineers levels.fyi/2020/ Are engineers overpaid? #Engineering #jobs
Founder is also a verb meaning "fail miserably," which is something a company's founder hopes the company will never do. #founder #startups
If you have your own retail business such as a coffee shop, would you say you are the owner of XXX or are the founder/co-founder? #askingforafriend #iamthefounderandceoofmikesdeli #founder #ownerbutflexcoo
Interviewer: Don’t worry about code quality for now Me: 👿 qz.com/679782/program…
That being said I would like to thank Jesus, Mother, and that in-house recruiter for giving me the once in a lifetime opportunity to join the Man of Gold as an intern this summer. Proceeds to update headline with “Incoming” #linkedin #intern
Linkedin is the best place to scrutinize what people like. Its even better than the original fb activity feed. #linkedin #work
When you tell them you were a digital nomad traveling the world / working but all you did was fail at drop shipping in south east asia. #digitalnomad #techworker
Intern/Junior Dev: Can I ask you a question? Rule #1: Never ask to ask a question 🤨 #work #technology #startups #techjobs #interns
*Sends resume to recruiter that contains work experience in Java.* Recruiter after getting the resume: So do you have any experience working in Java? #techrecruiters #programmers #Techjobs
“git blame” should be renamed to “git shame”. If the code didn’t look sus we wouldn’t care who wrote it. #programmingmemes #programming #startups
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