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My true colours.

You won $3M, who are you calling first?



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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.


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Don’t let Arteta find this guy


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What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

cantseyy's tweet image. What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

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thank god i didn’t say Botswanian. just found out the demonym for someone from Botswana is Batswana. this is lesotho sesotho all over again


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Impressive Mine was just “Mum”

First words of the new Luton Town manager Jack Wilshere. #Hatters @GeoffDoyle1 @SimonOxley9



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yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this


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master oogway 😭

What do you see, chicken or bird🤔

otokyo__'s tweet image. What do you see, chicken or bird🤔


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Lecturer: The test is so easy, it's like taking candy from a baby. The baby:

Khanstillday's tweet image. Lecturer: The test is so easy, it's like taking candy from a baby. 

The baby:

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I bet the seller on amazon has zero negative reviews


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na the life wey i use nose mask protect for 2020 be this?


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I need to be born again fill the glass

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At the airport and a wife asked her husband “where are our seats” and he responds “in the airplane”


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I 😂😂😂

tosinolaseinde's tweet image. I 😂😂😂

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Ordinary mug wey I break that year, I nearly die!!!


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this was the most formal “ight, ima head out” ever

Lightning strikes outside White House as Marine Sentry stands his post.



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Flexing don’t gotta make sense

Why did King Kai have a car when his planet had a diameter of 63 meters?

y0bera's tweet image. Why did King Kai have a car when his planet had a diameter of 63 meters?


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Caught myself checking the table


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See you after the international break

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