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Cabbage Patch

@cabbagepatch54

just some university girls living together. 2 gallons of crazy in a 1 gallon jug.

Makin out with the best burger of my life


"I was thinkin I was gunna get laid right? Yeah, nooooo"


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Please do not post videos or photos of the on-going incident to ensure safety of first responders and the public. #Ottawa ^JT


Burgers and birds. Both bring me joy

cabbagepatch54's tweet image. Burgers and birds. Both bring me joy

@Cosmopolitan: "I feel very self-conscious about my big nipples." cosm.ag/6010i9FI http://t.co/0lnGpjByCL” 🙌

cabbagepatch54's tweet image. “@Cosmopolitan: "I feel very self-conscious about my big nipples." cosm.ag/6010i9FI http://t.co/0lnGpjByCL” 🙌

I told my mom to hop off my dick


Was that your air boot? Errrrr


I have to pee but don't wanna get out of bed


Why can't Antigonish cineplex step up and get a second theatre? It's Tuesday. I want to watch a movie. I want popcorn. Fuck 300.


Lord, my savior. Please give me the strength....


Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!


We lost a pea in our pod today...


I'm so hungry I could eat the arsehole of a skunk


Dear crusted cheese in my pot, why are you still here, GTFO


"I mean I'm no Georgia peach but fuuuck"


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